All your shitty jokes
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Laughing Grass
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Nutty sKunK
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Why did the women fall down the well?
Because she couldn’t see that well…
A joke my 3 year old made up today for Halloween. Why did chicken cross the road?
Because he did.
Because she couldn’t see that well…
A joke my 3 year old made up today for Halloween. Why did chicken cross the road?
Because he did.
Laughing Grass
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lokie
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An amish girl and her mom are riding home in a horse drawn carriage
Daughter: "Mom, my hands are so cold."
Mother: "Stick your hands between your legs and your body heat will keep them warm."
So the daughter does this and she is amazed how warm her hands got. So the next night she is with her boyfriend running errands:
Boyfriend: "Wow, it is cold out, my hands are so cold."
Daughter: "Stick your hands between my legs and my body heat will keep them warm."
So the boyfriend does this, then later on in the night:
Boyfriend: "It is so cold, now my nose is really cold!"
Daughter: "Stick your nose between my legs and my body heat will keep it warm."
The next morning the daughter wakes up and goes to her mother:
Daughter: "Mother, what is a penis?"
Mother: "Why are you asking such a thing for? Should i be concerned?"
Daughter: "Oh, no worries, I was just wondering. My boyfriend said last night it was cold so i told him to stick it between my legs to make it warm and wow does it make one hell of a mess when it defrosts!"
Daughter: "Mom, my hands are so cold."
Mother: "Stick your hands between your legs and your body heat will keep them warm."
So the daughter does this and she is amazed how warm her hands got. So the next night she is with her boyfriend running errands:
Boyfriend: "Wow, it is cold out, my hands are so cold."
Daughter: "Stick your hands between my legs and my body heat will keep them warm."
So the boyfriend does this, then later on in the night:
Boyfriend: "It is so cold, now my nose is really cold!"
Daughter: "Stick your nose between my legs and my body heat will keep it warm."
The next morning the daughter wakes up and goes to her mother:
Daughter: "Mother, what is a penis?"
Mother: "Why are you asking such a thing for? Should i be concerned?"
Daughter: "Oh, no worries, I was just wondering. My boyfriend said last night it was cold so i told him to stick it between my legs to make it warm and wow does it make one hell of a mess when it defrosts!"
Laughing Grass
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Laughing Grass
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How do you make pickle bread?
use dildo.
use dildo.
Hollatchaboy
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buckaclark
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Dixonsideproject
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Here I sit all broken hearted. Tried to shit but only farted. Then one day I took a chance. Tried to fart and shit my pants!
MICHI-CAN
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Do you recycle porta johns?
Reminiscent of the enlightenment of blue fiberglass latrines in the eighties.
And happy you should be. As you only shit your pants. As OSHA requires a sling for controlled descent to avoid back splash.
As once read in in a port-o-let. Proudly proclaiming its variance to said standard due to sub zero temperatures negating probability of said splash back.
big bud man 413
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Why do women wear makeup and perfume? Because there ugly and they smell lol! Sorry ladies bad joke.
Coldnasty
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Lmmao
MICHI-CAN
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I was always told it was to cover our "BOARSE!"
Body and Arse smell for them. I own Boarse.
Dixonsideproject
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Laughing Grass
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I was attacked by a flock of seagulls today. I ran, I ran so far away.
I'll show myself out.
I'll show myself out.