Anyone else with a crazy body quirk?

[blueskydrinking]

Hello all! Long time lurker, first time poster here. Thought I would start with a bit of an ice breaker and share something that always blows my friends' minds a bit when we're high.

So I'm a 5′4″ (162 cm) guy with size 18 US / 17 UK / 55 EU feet. My feet are stupidly big for my height and it's very noticeable. It's due to a genetic anomaly - I was born with oversized feet and hands and they just kept growing bigger. Strangers comment on it all the time. And forget about the reaction of assistants at shoe shops or bowling alley clerks! I will admit I've been stoned before and freaked myself out with how big my own feet are compared to everyone else's!

Here are some photos below so you can see how noticeable it is. The shoes compared to are my buddy's size 11s and he's 6'1".

Anyone else got a wacky body quirk?

 

[Herb & Suds]

Are you related to Michael Phelps by chance?

 

[lokie]

 

[blueskydrinking]

Are you related to Michael Phelps by chance?

Haha no but I've heard the comparison before. I am a natural swimmer for obvious reasons.

 

[blueskydrinking]

Lel sorry bro! My feet are anything but feminine (if you're into that)

 

[xtsho]

I have an overly large body part but it's not my feet or hands. The ladies always commented on it but in a nice way.

 

[Herb & Suds]

I have an overly large body part but it's not my feet or hands. The ladies always commented on it but in a nice way.

Bald is beautiful?

 

[xtsho]

Bald is beautiful?

Lots of ladies like the bald look as well. I spent years worrying about my thinning hair but I decided I wasn't going to be one of those guys doing a comb over or scraggly hair on the sides with a bald spot in the middle so I started shaving my head. I realized that I had been worrying over nothing. As soon as I started shaving my head it seemed like I couldn't go anywhere without the ladies flirting with me.

 

[xtsho]

Where do you buy your shoes?

 

[GreatwhiteNorth]

I have an overly large body part but it's not my feet or hands. The ladies always commented on it but in a nice way.

I was going to post;
"Queue the penis reference, and 3 - 2 -1" but I see I'm already too late.

 

[neosapien]

I'm horribly handsome. Mom tells me all the time. Gets annoying.

 

[blueskydrinking]

Where do you buy your shoes?

Online at Zappos - there are some big and tall stores that stock 18s in my area but I've been in one before and it was a whole thing so it's just easier to buy online.

 

[PopAndSonGrows]

I have a thicker than average neck. It's hard to buy collared shirts because my neck circumference is that of a person a foot taller than me or 50+lbs heavier.

 

[raratt]

I can wiggle my ears.

 

[xtsho]

I can wiggle my ears.

I have a cousin that could make his seem like they were dancing. I can't get a twitch out of mine. I can bounce my pecs though.

 

[xtsho]

Online at Zappos - there are some big and tall stores that stock 18s in my area but I've been in one before and it was a whole thing so it's just easier to buy online.

I've bought shoes from there before.

 

[blueskydrinking]

I've bought shoes from there before.

Yeah they have the best selection. Still I'm restricted because I can't wear anything too bright or people stare 5x more than normal when I'm just walking down the street. Converse are also a no go...already look like a real life L don't need any help from those shoes!

 

[raratt]

 

[blueskydrinking]

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Yeah I mean this is me having to wear red slides because my other flip flops broke. It wasn't pretty bro.

 

[Budzbuddha]

I’m cursed with girth …. I‘m hung like a tuna can - pants have a zipper like a grow tent
Pray for me.