Will you guys play music for plants?

[Roger A. Shrubber]

I furiously masturbate in the tent. It's music to my ears, at least. They probably don't appreciate the celebratory cigarette though.

It's the rhythmic slapping noise, penetrates to the roots
And the cigarette is just added co2

 

[Hiphophippo]

I could see how playing hamster murder music would effect things in a negative way it’s just what I listen to when I’m in there mostly it’s just classical music when they’re alone

 

[blueberrymilkshake]

Play “To the Hellfire” by Lorna Shore The new lead singer is pretty fuckin rad! I’m sure the plants will love the vibration deathcore brings
Or porn loop I guess

Fact: Plants love double bass drum
Edit: doom metal may be more their speed

 

[Dreaming1]

The only study I ever saw that had a positive effect was when they played Indian ragahs on the sitar for plants. Rock had a detrimental effect, slowing and stunting growth

Makes me wonder about the authors ethnic background.

 

[PopAndSonGrows]

Without googling it to confirm, or pulling it up on youtube, I kinda remember an old episode of MythBusters where, very basically, the best plant responses were via classical and heavy metal.

 

[blueberrymilkshake]

Maybe ska is best for cookies, sitar and 808 kick for kush

 

[Hiphophippo]

Without googling it to confirm, or pulling it up on youtube, I kinda remember an old episode of MythBusters where, very basically, the best plant responses were via classical and heavy metal.

That’s what I thought I figure. They are fighting and thrashing when the metals on and the roots are like hey man shits getting real. We gotta grow and grow fast. Then when the classical comes on they say wait a second it’s all good let’s just flow through this dirt see man you gotta think about it on a deeper level like get real with your inner self and feel the roots through the music or you know the music through the roots how ever you want to feel it

 

[PopAndSonGrows]

That’s what I thought I figure. They are fighting and thrashing when the metals on and the roots are like hey man shits getting real. We gotta grow and grow fast. Then when the classical comes on they say wait a second it’s all good let’s just flow through this dirt see man you gotta think about it on a deeper level like get real with your inner self and feel the roots through the music or you know the music through the roots how ever you want to feel it

I can relate to that, personally

 

[Moflow]

 

[Hiphophippo]

I’m getting one just ordered on Amazon. Going to put in my one room and play metal in the other and do a experiment. Lmao for real though that thing is really cool though and would’ve taken a lot of thought and ingenuity

 

[Hiphophippo]

This is what I listen to as a child and man child and I did okay I like to think the plants will do just fine make a few mistakes in there life but turn out just fine

 

[Moflow]

I’m getting one just ordered on Amazon. Going to put in my one room and play metal in the other and do a experiment. Lmao for real though that thing is really cool though and would’ve taken a lot of thought and ingenuity

I knocked it up in a couple of days.
It's a load of balls tho.ill have to fit a solar powered motor on it.

 

[blueberrymilkshake]

My ZZ raven likes this song.

 

[Hiphophippo]

My ZZ raven likes this song.

That’s what they played in Afghanistan to torture you.

 

[blueberrymilkshake]

That’s what they played in Afghanistan to torture you.

Stop. My nipples can only get so stiff.

 

[LewberDewber852]

 

[LewberDewber852]

Sorry everyone else was posting music..

 

[blueberrymilkshake]

Its okay. I would like to rip cord this thread into a 2010 existential crisis anyway.

 

[meangreengrowinmachine]

Yep I do for sure! Just a local radio station atm

 

[blueberrymilkshake]

Here's crystal lake. Japanese band, this is them covering limp Bizkit. I dunno where spider farmer hails from, but hey.