Testicle Tanning

[captainmorgan]

Testicle tanning is all the craze in cuck and incel land, thought I would start a thread to keep track of the tanners.


My guess is St Jimmy 74 never goes anywhere without a sun lamp.

 

[0potato0]

 

[schuylaar]

Testicle Sunning: Sunbathe Your Balls To Boost Testosterone

Boosting testosterone naturally is easy. It involves some sunlight and focus. Find out more about testicle sunning and its benefits here.

tantricacademy.com

Boost your testosterone while radiating your balls with UV. Lots of T but you'll die of cancer.

So gross

10 Things to Know Before You Take Up ‘Perineum Sunning’

Although perineum sunning may feel relaxing and energizing to some, the practice comes with significant risks.

www.healthline.com

The Kardashians surely invented this..if there is one thing in this world you DON'T need..

 

[Herb & Suds]

I'm always concerned there are going to be pics

 

[captainmorgan]

Live fast die young and leave a nicely tan set of balls.

 

[Wattzzup]

Would a grow light work? Asking for a friend of course.

 

[captainmorgan]

Real men slather on the tanning oil and never use sun screen.

 

[schuylaar]

I'm always concerned there are going to be pics

I was thinking for one day 24 hours we replace our avatars with our pics en masse just for fun!

 

[schuylaar]

Would a grow light work? Asking for a friend of course.

It's going to be spectrum dependent.

 

[schuylaar]

Live fast die young and leave a nicely tan set of balls.

This applies to manscaping men only.

 

[captainmorgan]

I'm thinking Blue brother has a bronze set.

Would a grow light work? Asking for a friend of course.

Reptile lamps are the secret sauce.

 

[0potato0]

why do we need balls anyway they just get in the way

 

[Wattzzup]

I'm thinking Blue brother has a bronze set.



Reptile lamps are the secret sauce.

Oh good. I thought you were going to say I had to buy one of those “assembled in the US” lights.

 

[Wattzzup]

It's going to be spectrum dependent.

Yeah you would have to be on the spectrum to put your balls under a grow light

 

[Roger A. Shrubber]

I was thinking for one day 24 hours we replace our avatars with our pics en masse just for fun!

our pics of what?.......

 

[waterproof808]

When you air a segment on declining testosterone levels in men while wearing the most feminine shoes possible.

 

[captainmorgan]

Tuckers on a roll, another hard hitting investigation he's leading.

Bearded Butcher attributes cattle mutilation to 'extraterrestrial activity'

The Bearded Butchers grappled with who is behind cattle mutilation Friday on "Tucker Carlson Tonight."

www.foxnews.com

 

[BarnBuster]

not to be confused with taint tanning I imagine

 

[cannabineer]

I was thinking for one day 24 hours we replace our avatars with our pics en masse just for fun!

In two words,
no.

 

[Friar Tuck]