I knew this shit was going to happen, that this war ends up being a catalyst for Moscow & Beijing hooking up & taking on the World!!!! (USA)
LO fucking L
So now we have this situation where Russia is sorta/slightly/totally fucked & their gonna go to China for help.
LOL!!!! (again)
China probably played Russia like a fucking fool.
Wanna bet?
Before invasion...
Putin to Xi >"Hey pal, I'm going to invade a sovereign nation & commit a bunch of War crimes, Y'all wanna help out in case I get in a bind?"
Xi to Putin > (1st thing though that went through his mind was, "I got that dumb Cossack")
Xi to Putin >"Sure thing Vlad, I got your back, have at it" (a snicker in backround?)"
Vlad > "Cool, thanks a lot. I'll only call if I need you so you'll probably never hear from me"
Flash forward in time, to like right around now
Vlad calls XI > "Hey old buddy, I'm sorry to bother you & I know I said I wouldn't call, but things haven't actually gone the way I planned & I could use your help now"
Xi to Putin > "Call all you want you dumb fuck, I ain't answering no more & don't bother asking for nothing, because I don't help deadmen as a practice & your fucking dead"
"So sorry"
Vlad> "WTF?"
Xi > "Why would I help you, you were my competitor for World dominantion & my simple promise of aid in Ukraine has destroyed you."
"You are no longer a threat & it will take decades, if ever, that I have to consider you as a threat again"
"You should have read Sun Tzu and learned something about the Chinese & that is we're sneaky as fuck & no human on the Planet Earth can tell a bigger lie & be as devious & have some sucker fall for it, like you just did"
"We invented Deception as a military tactic, you round-eyed fool"
Xi hangs up & goes to bed dreaming/thinking to himself.....
One down
Just gotta do it