What if?

[ilovereggae]

That's why we're taking the gas out of it and having a bit of fun. Go with it, it's improvisation time.

Ok ok fair enough lol. I'll go with @Unclebaldrick's theme then.

What if tomorrow a whole bunch of people finally realized the meaning of Jesus message that "what you do to the least of my brothers, you do unto me" means. I know, I know, its one of the more complex parables that takes a really deep study of the Bible to understand so I won't get my hopes up.

Was that good?

 

[topcat]

Ok ok fair enough lol. I'll go with @Unclebaldrick's theme then.

What if tomorrow a whole bunch of people finally realized the meaning of Jesus message that "what you do to the least of my brothers, you do unto me" means. I know, I know, its one of the more complex parables that takes a really deep study of the Bible to understand so I won't get my hopes up.

Was that good?

I like it. Now you're getting it. We gotta laugh. That reminds me, it's past time to get high. Laugh on, you crazy diamond.

 

[Fogdog]

What if the Tea Party Republicans had actually been about all people are created equal, that they are endowed by their Creator with certain unalienable Rights, that among these are Life, Liberty and the pursuit of Happiness?

 

[Sir Napsalot]

What if bars of soap were made with one side molded to accept an almost used-up bar of soap thereby facilitating the sticking of them together, reducing waste

What if soap companies want you to waste their product

 

[topcat]

What if bars of soap were made with one side molded to accept an almost used-up bar of soap thereby facilitating the sticking of them together, reducing waste

What if soap companies want you to waste their product

Rinse, repeat.

 

[Sir Napsalot]

Rinse, repeat.

You forgot lather

 

[SFnone]

what if tables were perfect spheres?

 

[topcat]

You forgot lather

Awe, hell. Now I've got to repeat. I'm going to run out of soap doing this. Ah, that's the hole point.

 

[topcat]

what if tables were perfect spheres?

What a wonderful world this would be? Just a guess.

 

[Fogdog]

What if billionaires' lives are a daily struggle due bias and bigotry against them?

 

[bundee1]

it does- have you ever been to Manhattan?

I grew up in Queens. Pizza doesn't sit for 24 hours unless it's a drug front.

 

[bundee1]

Then buck will lose our wager and have to leave RIU or be forever taunted for reneging on two election wagers.

What benefit do you get except owning the libs for being a Trump supporter? At what point did you say "fuck it no one will ever like me so I'll just be an asshole the rest of my life"?

 

[captainmorgan]

What benefit do you get except owning the libs for being a Trump supporter? At what point did you say "fuck it no one will ever like me so I'll just be an asshole the rest of my life"?

He was born a deplorable and will die a deplorable, what you call a bad seed.

 

[schuylaar]

I grew up in Queens. Pizza doesn't sit for 24 hours unless it's a drug front.

my brother from another mother

schuylaars got stories.

 

[UncleBuck]

He was born a deplorable and will die a deplorable, what you call a bad seed.

he tried to pretend he wasnt sucking trump dick for a long time. i called it out as a lie from day one. i was vindicated

bugeye is a total piece of shit. a racist and a compulsive serial liar. but his best lie is that he has a jewish wife. dude is unfuckable.

 

[schuylaar]

he tried to pretend he wasnt sucking trump dick for a long time. i called it out as a lie from day one. i was vindicated

bugeye is a total piece of shit. a racist and a compulsive serial liar. but his best lie is that he has a jewish wife. dude is unfuckable.

i thought his wife was russian.

 

[UncleBuck]

i thought his wife was russian.

he doesn't have a wife. it's another lie he made up.

 

[schuylaar]

What if bars of soap were made with one side molded to accept an almost used-up bar of soap thereby facilitating the sticking of them together, reducing waste

What if soap companies want you to waste their product

been thought of and turns to soap scum.

 

[schuylaar]

he doesn't have a wife. it's another lie he made up.

are you kidding me this whole time..?

 

[schuylaar]

what if tables were perfect spheres?

what if TGIF Stripes on their tables ran right to left instead of left to right?