Old enough to pee old enough for me (also substitute bleed)
It’s 5 o’clock somewhere
When someone says “I’m comin” and you respond “yeah if your hand don’t slip”
She said she was 18
She said she wasn’t married
Hoax
We’re testing more than any other country
The “Hand sanitizer 400”
If I had a nickel for every time
You’d bitch if you were hung with a new rope (Not a good one to use with black people, just a heads up, ESPECIALLY right now)
Didn’t they have any overtime you could pick up