Malpropisms: What Have You Heard ..or Said?

[JohnGlennsGarden]

I built the kids a backyard balance bean.

 

[Just Be]

I built the kids a backyard balance bean.

Did you use a bald peen hammer?

 

[Just Be]

I enjoy spanning time in a photo booth with Christina Ricci

 

[Just Be]

Psoriasis of the liver

 

[Harvest76]

I went to college with a kid who pronounced library as "lie berry"... did I mention we were at college?

 

[Harvest76]

Psoriasis of the liver

That must itch terribly.

 

[Hobbes]

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Ricky from Trailer Park Boys made a career of malpropisms:

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[Just Be]

On this Memorial Day, I'd like to thank you for your cervix.

 

[Harvest76]

On this Memorial Day, I'd like to thank you for your cervix.

Lulz

 

[macsnax]

Hold me closer Tony Danza

 

[Just Be]

Congraduations!

 

[Unclebaldrick]

Old-timer's disease.

Grandmaw seizures.

Jesus, figure it out. It isn't rock science.

 

[Unclebaldrick]

Congraduations!

I worked for a guy who actually used that in a power point. I was deeply embarrassed.

I implored him to run this shit by me before embarrassing our whole company. He did not.

We parted ways soon after.

 

[Unclebaldrick]

I went to college with a kid who pronounced library as "lie berry"... did I mention we were at college?

I seen that too.

 

[Just Be]

Cognitive dissidents. I believe I may have said it once or twice myself.

 

[Just Be]

Confinscate
Button down the hatches

 

[Just Be]

Self-defecating humor

 

[Smokesteve]

Let's touch face in the morning.

 

[Ozumoz66]

According to his mother, my step son, as a youngster said f*cky fried chicken.

 

[Leeski]

Pacific specific
Still don’t know the difference I have some crazy autistic artistic Tendencies If you say the suns bright I would think your daughters dull