Malpropisms: What Have You Heard ..or Said?
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Just Be
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Definitely, although I wouldn't be able to tell the difference on the spot.
Lockedin
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Not a true malapropism, but I thought it was fun:
My daughter was a toddler, just learning to talk; exploring all kinds of words and phrases - with mixed success.
We were in the back seat of my parent's car, on the way to a family function.
My mother was asking me about how quickly she was learning to speak, when I remembered something....
I waited for my opportunity, then saw a large 18-wheeler coming along side our car.
"Hey Bubba*, tell Grammy what that is." I whispered while pointing at the truck.
She got a big toddler smile and squealed from her car seat,
"Gammy gammy ---- FUCK! A big fuck. See the fuck??? Uh huh, fuck -- FUCK! I see a fuck!"
It was totally silent in the front of my parents car for a solid 10 count - pretty sure they wished they hadn't insisted on carpooling.....
*not my daughter's name...
My daughter was a toddler, just learning to talk; exploring all kinds of words and phrases - with mixed success.
We were in the back seat of my parent's car, on the way to a family function.
My mother was asking me about how quickly she was learning to speak, when I remembered something....
I waited for my opportunity, then saw a large 18-wheeler coming along side our car.
"Hey Bubba*, tell Grammy what that is." I whispered while pointing at the truck.
She got a big toddler smile and squealed from her car seat,
"Gammy gammy ---- FUCK! A big fuck. See the fuck??? Uh huh, fuck -- FUCK! I see a fuck!"
It was totally silent in the front of my parents car for a solid 10 count - pretty sure they wished they hadn't insisted on carpooling.....
*not my daughter's name...
Hollatchaboy
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Please distinguish your joint.
StonedGardener
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Yea,yea,yea..........a penguin walks into a bar and asks the bartender if he has seen his brother. The bartender asks, " what does he look like ? ".
MICHI-CAN
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Too much too funny in this thread. And although funny. This one sucks as I married her. Love her to death. Type-o .
Our pit caught a woodchuck. Wife was hysterically declaring our dog just ate a "ground Chuck" to our multiple guest. I still hear about it after 18 years.
Our pit caught a woodchuck. Wife was hysterically declaring our dog just ate a "ground Chuck" to our multiple guest. I still hear about it after 18 years.
StonedGardener
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"Corvid 18"
Rozgreenburn
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I asked the wife to go with me to town. She pointed at her stocking feet and said, wait till I get my feethicles. She only says things like that when I'm high. Yeah, she does it often!!!
Smokinggun
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It's not how it appears, it's an optical conclusion. My old boss would say that, and when I corrected him and told him that the correct word is illusion, he would get mad and argue with me.
Lockedin
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That one's best served in a reply all email...
