What did you accomplish today?

cannabineer

cannabineer

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Bareback said:
About 20 years ago, the wife and I had met up with a friend in town for dinner . The children were sitting together in a booth and the adults in the next, after the meals were finished and the bs’ing in full swing, we hear a sudden squishing sound followed by a splat and then total silence. My wife turns slowly toward the kids and right in middle of her head is a huge pile of sour cream. The little shits had squeezed a tube of it until it burst and well that was a day that will never be forgotten by anyone in a three county range.


The moral of this memory is sour cream is good on a burrito but not as a hair cream.
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Roy Rogers used to have their condiments in squeeze bottles on the table. This made for two ways to have fun.

One was making burger art in three colors. (Someone here did that, and the name escapes me.)

The other is to lay the bottle on the table, point it at a friend and threaten to whack the bottle. Ketchup cannon.
 
Singlemalt

Singlemalt

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cannabineer said:
Roy Rogers used to have their condiments in squeeze bottles on the table. This made for two ways to have fun.

One was making burger art in three colors. (Someone here did that, and the name escapes me.)

The other is to lay the bottle on the table, point it at a friend and threaten to whack the bottle. Ketchup cannon.
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Downtown Tillman was the artist. He was a master
 
raratt

raratt

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Bareback said:
About 20 years ago, the wife and I had met up with a friend in town for dinner . The children were sitting together in a booth and the adults in the next, after the meals were finished and the bs’ing in full swing, we hear a sudden squishing sound followed by a splat and then total silence. My wife turns slowly toward the kids and right in middle of her head is a huge pile of sour cream. The little shits had squeezed a tube of it until it burst and well that was a day that will never be forgotten by anyone in a three county range.


The moral of this memory is sour cream is good on a burrito but not as a hair cream.
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neosapien

neosapien

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GreatwhiteNorth said:
FIFY :D
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I think the, lets say 3-5 minute distinction between before and after is the major defining distinction of 3-5 years and a permanent place on Megan's Law round these parts.

I'm starting to be at that age where the young thangs that catch my eye are closer to my daughter's age than mine. And the milfs are just women my age now. And it makes me feel old. And creepy lol.
 
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