Weirdest shit someone has tried to sell to you?

[cannabineer]

looks like a "key party" at a retirement home...
what's up with the one blue upper?

That's Happy Harry with the Via'gra stains

 

[Bareback]

looks like a "key party" at a retirement home...
what's up with the one blue upper?

Lol.

 

[Subu]

I bought a cooler off a guy at the gas station for $5, said he needed gas but as soon as I bought it he went to the liquor store across the street. Best part of that was inside the cooler was a brand new extension cord, 50’

It was clearly stolen.

 

[jerryb73]

It was clearly stolen.

Clearly..

 

[undercoverfbi]

Pre loaded Home depot gift cards by some foreign looking guy as I was shopping there around 9 at night.

 

[ANC]

$10 000

 

[Papasmurf99]

Had a mate try and fix me up some money he owed me with his girlfriends engagement ring lol, the animal hadn't even broken up with her yet.

 

[Socioman]

Just a few days ago a young couple tried to sell some male enhancement products and that was soooo strange. I've read about what they've been trying to sell on https://www.holisticboard.org later on and turned out that it's actually a nice thing to use in some cases but God, those to were awful at selling things. I bet they won't be able to sell an ice cream in a desert full of people.

 

[tyler.durden]

Just a few days ago a young couple tried to sell some male enhancement products and that was soooo strange. I've read about what they've been trying to sell on https://www.holisticboard.org later on and turned out that it's actually a nice thing to use in some cases but God, those to were awful at selling things. I bet they won't be able to sell an ice cream in a desert full of people.

You should have asked for a sample to try out on his lady. How else could you know how effective the products are? Would def up their sales...

 

[see4]

I bought a cooler off a guy at the gas station for $5, said he needed gas but as soon as I bought it he went to the liquor store across the street. Best part of that was inside the cooler was a brand new extension cord, 50’

I was wondering where my cooler and extension cord went...

 

[see4]

Government tried to sell me health insurance once, I told them fuck off, that shit should be free.

 

[godboss]

A couple of us were hanging out in my buddy's driveway and some guy on a bike rolls up and asked us if we wanted to buy a spear. Wtf

Everyone needs a spear...maybe two

 

[godboss]

A guy drove up as I was getting out of my car on way to the bank..he says..psst hey buddy.."wanna buy a big screen tv?" I said no thanks..I don't have an extension cord long enough to plug it in from here.

 

[Sir Napsalot]

A one-eyed guy in Ketchikan who was working on a broken-down van tried to sell me some "Tlingit art" which was basically a pencil sketch on notebook paper

I took this picture about 10 minutes before that when my wife and I were smoking a joint down by the waterfront in the seedy part of town

 

[mr sunshine]

A lady tried to sell me a blow job yesterday.

 

[jerryb73]

A lady tried to sell me a blow job yesterday.

Did you buy?

 

[mr sunshine]

Did you buy?

No. She offered but I declined.

 

[Dougnsalem]

Lmao @ this thread. Good stuff!

I just like weird shit...
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I can match that Japanese fishing float, and get a little weirder with a dancing/singing Caddyshack gopher. I don't think I can beat your Klingon Dictionary though. That's kinda out there.... (No insult intended towards any Trekkie nerds here) Lol

 

[Roger A. Shrubber]

Lmao @ this thread. Good stuff!
I can match that Japanese fishing float, and get a little weirder with a dancing/singing Caddyshack gopher. I don't think I can beat your Klingon Dictionary though. That's kinda out there.... (No insult intended towards any Trekkie nerds here) Lol
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well, how do you translate when a Klingon comes to the door?

 

[TacoMac]

well, how do you translate when a Klingon comes to the door?

Simple: I run next door and get my Romulan neighbor to do it for me.