Weirdest shit someone has tried to sell to you?

[mr sunshine]

A couple of us were hanging out in my buddy's driveway and some guy on a bike rolls up and asked us if we wanted to buy a spear. Wtf

 

[blu3bird]

I go to the flea market sometimes and I've seen some pretty useless junk people try to sell. A couple weeks ago I seen some old Asian lady at the flea market selling 2 circular saws that had the power cord cut off, she also had a tote of random lug nuts that she wanted $10 a piece for lol

 

[jerryb73]

A flashlight with 2D batteries. Not that weird except it was one of these..

 

[jerryb73]

I bought a cooler off a guy at the gas station for $5, said he needed gas but as soon as I bought it he went to the liquor store across the street. Best part of that was inside the cooler was a brand new extension cord, 50’

 

[SSGrower]

The dirty sweaty baseball hat they were wearing $3, the got pissed when I said no, wished me to choke in my chicken wings. Funny how fast people turn around when I push back from the table, put on my crazy mutherfucker face, and star yellin.

 

[blake9999]

RetardedGurilla keeps trying to sell me that the Earth is flat!

 

[Herb & Suds]

A MAGA hat and the strange part was the salesman claimed he was the President

 

[420God]

A tweaker tried to sell me the house he was renting.

 

[Roger A. Shrubber]

a 32 inch tv in the box, out of the back of a taco truck. got it and 6 tacos for 100 bucks

 

[Singlemalt]

A couple of us were hanging out in my buddy's driveway and some guy on a bike rolls up and asked us if we wanted to buy a spear. Wtf

What style of spear? Asking for a friend

 

[Tangerine_]

Blueberries they picked/raked from my field.

5 bucks a quart


Edited to add that I did in fact buy them, lol

 

[Tangerine_]

Oh and I offered the dude a job raking in the field we were working at the time but he never showed up. Strange too because he would've made a hellava lot more $$

 

[WeedFreak78]

Religion. Fucking Jehovahs.

 

[BudmanTX]

a car stero, which me and friend watched him steal it from across the street, then he came over and asked us if we wanted to buy it....wtf.....

 

[BudmanTX]

RetardedGurilla keeps trying to sell me that the Earth is flat!

he's still trying to sell ya that crap......

 

[cannabineer]

Money.

 

[Roger A. Shrubber]

Money.

what kind of exchange rate?.....¿

 

[torontoke]

I had a car stolen from me 20 years ago
16 years later I was in a junk yard buying parts for another car and saw it there.
When I confronted the owner he offered to sell it back to me for $600

 

[cannabineer]

what kind of exchange rate?.....¿

My ignorance was exceeded only by my indifference.

 

[sunni]

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