Indacouch
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Not to mention if a dude pulls a huge penis out of his pants...I must admit I had to fight a little bit at first. Everyone thought I was suppose to do my time all by myself. So I shanked a guy for welcoming me to the prison. I later found out he was just a sweet old man they couldn't get to leave. After that I just kinda settled in and started making weapons,art,and delicious pastries using my semen. I sold them to the guards and prisoners. Semen is the Swiss Army knife our body provides us. I'm actually in the middle of inventing a personal protection device. I guess it's kinda like pepper spray only different. I'm gunna call it Cum Shot...... I know I know scary name. It's a blend of my semen and @Gary Goodson pepper garden peppers. Just go watch a cum shot compilation on the internet before you think I'm not onto something.
Cum Shot is like the napalm of pepper sprays. The can will look like a huge dick as well. A lady pulling out a huge cock will temporarily foil the robber/attackers plans. Next thing he knows.....Cum Shot
I rest my case......Not to mention if a dude pulls a huge penis out of his pants...
Out of morbid curiosity I have to ask ~ with what?And yes I scratched a penis into the wet concrete.
Lol...... a piece of a bamboo pole.Out of morbid curiosity I have to ask ~ with what?
Great gif LOLWell, at least he is not confessing to dicking the concrete yet.
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think i'll stress the "YET" part as well.....Well, at least he is not confessing to dicking the concrete yet.
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gotta love a good experiment........Well today was my early day to come up to fuck farms and tend the tomatoes. I have several experiments going on this year guys/gals. Of course I've got the normal boring tomatoes going....but I'm most excited about my experiments and the Annie house. I actually got a lot done while I was away. I decided to extend my first green house I ever made. I'm not sure why I decided to do it during tomatoe season....but it's done none the less. I extended it out and put a brand new concrete floor in. Put up brand new plastic as well as new fans/cooler. So my experiments this year are as follows.
I'm trying out Mega crop on a batch.
I also decided to do some no till plants. I left the pots out in the rain since harvest last year. I just pulled the old stem and dropped in a new tomatoe plant. I also decided to go back into the ground in a section of my hoop house. Last but not least I'm setting up for a totally new training method to keep myself off the ladder this year. My buddy has had some awesome results in his green houses ...so I figured I'd give it a try. The Mega crop was actually free from a giveaway I won here on RIU. Im actually quite pleased so far. I see no difference between the MC and my tried and true method. Which is a good thing considering I'd save a lot of cash on nutrients if the MC can actually stand alone until flower. I've not added any Cal/Mag to the MC plants and they're doing just fine.
My single matajuanaplant is doing ok as well. I actually ended up realizing she's a two headed mutant. I'll take pics so you guys/gals can give me the actual term of what's going on.
So I'm excited about experimenting with all these foods,soils, and new training techniques. I'm hoping I figure out at least one more cool technique to apply to my vegetable gardens in the future.
Did I mention I hate concrete work?
And yes I scratched a penis into the wet concrete.