The Daily Nugg,

Favorite time to smoke

  • Morning

    Votes: 69 24.0%

  • Afternoon

    Votes: 26 9.1%

  • Nighttime

    Votes: 68 23.7%

  • Naked while yelling at strangers

    Votes: 124 43.2%
  • Total voters
    287
shrxhky420

shrxhky420

Well-Known Member
Indacouch said:
I missed you to sunshine. I actually seen the penis replica you made out of toilet paper and toothepaste in turtle prison. Good looking penis.

No homo
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Welcome back bro. Just wondering what it was like... did you have to eat your meals really fast so no one would slap it out your hands? Did anyone bang on the bars at night doing their best to keep you up all night? Did you have to suck any dix to get heroin? Did you make any cool shanks? Were there any riots... was anyone ripped in half and folded up and tossed in the garbage?
http://www.nydailynews.com/news/crime/california-prison-inmate-cut-2-organs-missing-article-1.2288513

Ah good times!

SH420
 
Indacouch

Indacouch

Well-Known Member
shrxhky420 said:
Welcome back bro. Just wondering what it was like... did you have to eat your meals really fast so no one would slap it out your hands? Did anyone bang on the bars at night doing their best to keep you up all night? Did you have to suck any dix to get heroin? Did you make any cool shanks? Were there any riots... was anyone ripped in half and folded up and tossed in the garbage?
http://www.nydailynews.com/news/crime/california-prison-inmate-cut-2-organs-missing-article-1.2288513

Ah good times!

SH420
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I must admit I had to fight a little bit at first. Everyone thought I was suppose to do my time all by myself. So I shanked a guy for welcoming me to the prison. I later found out he was just a sweet old man they couldn't get to leave. After that I just kinda settled in and started making weapons,art,and delicious pastries using my semen. I sold them to the guards and prisoners. Semen is the Swiss Army knife our body provides us. I'm actually in the middle of inventing a personal protection device. I guess it's kinda like pepper spray only different. I'm gunna call it Cum Shot...... I know I know scary name. It's a blend of my semen and @Gary Goodson pepper garden peppers. Just go watch a cum shot compilation on the internet before you think I'm not onto something.


Cum Shot is like the napalm of pepper sprays. The can will look like a huge dick as well. A lady pulling out a huge cock will temporarily foil the robber/attackers plans. Next thing he knows.....Cum Shot
 
Roger A. Shrubber

Roger A. Shrubber

Well-Known Member
shrxhky420 said:
Welcome back bro. Just wondering what it was like... did you have to eat your meals really fast so no one would slap it out your hands? Did anyone bang on the bars at night doing their best to keep you up all night? Did you have to suck any dix to get heroin? Did you make any cool shanks? Were there any riots... was anyone ripped in half and folded up and tossed in the garbage?
http://www.nydailynews.com/news/crime/california-prison-inmate-cut-2-organs-missing-article-1.2288513

Ah good times!

SH420
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i tried to send him a link to this, but the mods shut me down
https://www.discovery.com/tv-shows/mythbusters/videos/paper-crossbow-minimyth
 
Indacouch

Indacouch

Well-Known Member
I just wanted to be serious for 1 second.......



Now that that's out of the way. I just wanted to say I appreciate all the homies flying the Fuck flag while I was away. I'd have bad days and come read what you guys were up to and it would bring a cheer to my otherwise shitty day. I hope you all know your why I stuck around after my BS ban. I laughed several times seeing people asking about all the horse ducks......LOL .....idiots didn't even know what a Fuck was...smh

The shear confusion and mob of fucks was beautiful my peeps.

:clap::clap::clap::clap::clap::clap::clap::clap::clap::clap:


Thank you for keeping the Fuck in the faces of those who oppose it.


Such A Majestic Beast
 
cannabineer

cannabineer

Ursus marijanus
Indacouch said:
I must admit I had to fight a little bit at first. Everyone thought I was suppose to do my time all by myself. So I shanked a guy for welcoming me to the prison. I later found out he was just a sweet old man they couldn't get to leave. After that I just kinda settled in and started making weapons,art,and delicious pastries using my semen. I sold them to the guards and prisoners. Semen is the Swiss Army knife our body provides us. I'm actually in the middle of inventing a personal protection device. I guess it's kinda like pepper spray only different. I'm gunna call it Cum Shot...... I know I know scary name. It's a blend of my semen and @Gary Goodson pepper garden peppers. Just go watch a cum shot compilation on the internet before you think I'm not onto something.


Cum Shot is like the napalm of pepper sprays. The can will look like a huge dick as well. A lady pulling out a huge cock will temporarily foil the robber/attackers plans. Next thing he knows.....Cum Shot
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plus rep

 
cannabineer

cannabineer

Ursus marijanus
Indacouch said:
I just wanted to be serious for 1 second.......



Now that that's out of the way. I just wanted to say I appreciate all the homies flying the Fuck flag while I was away. I'd have bad days and come read what you guys were up to and it would bring a cheer to my otherwise shitty day. I hope you all know your why I stuck around after my BS ban. I laughed several times seeing people asking about all the horse ducks......LOL .....idiots didn't even know what a Fuck was...smh

The shear confusion and mob of fucks was beautiful my peeps.

:clap::clap::clap::clap::clap::clap::clap::clap::clap::clap:


Thank you for keeping the Fuck in the faces of those who oppose it.


Such A Majestic Beast
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We came close to DefCon 1 and almost launched the Big One.

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