Not to mention if a dude pulls a huge penis out of his pants...I must admit I had to fight a little bit at first. Everyone thought I was suppose to do my time all by myself. So I shanked a guy for welcoming me to the prison. I later found out he was just a sweet old man they couldn't get to leave. After that I just kinda settled in and started making weapons,art,and delicious pastries using my semen. I sold them to the guards and prisoners. Semen is the Swiss Army knife our body provides us. I'm actually in the middle of inventing a personal protection device. I guess it's kinda like pepper spray only different. I'm gunna call it Cum Shot...... I know I know scary name. It's a blend of my semen and @Gary Goodson pepper garden peppers. Just go watch a cum shot compilation on the internet before you think I'm not onto something.
Cum Shot is like the napalm of pepper sprays. The can will look like a huge dick as well. A lady pulling out a huge cock will temporarily foil the robber/attackers plans. Next thing he knows.....Cum Shot
I rest my case......Not to mention if a dude pulls a huge penis out of his pants...
Out of morbid curiosity I have to ask ~ with what?And yes I scratched a penis into the wet concrete.
Lol...... a piece of a bamboo pole.Out of morbid curiosity I have to ask ~ with what?
Great gif LOLWell, at least he is not confessing to dicking the concrete yet.
think i'll stress the "YET" part as well.....Well, at least he is not confessing to dicking the concrete yet.
gotta love a good experiment........Well today was my early day to come up to fuck farms and tend the tomatoes. I have several experiments going on this year guys/gals. Of course I've got the normal boring tomatoes going....but I'm most excited about my experiments and the Annie house. I actually got a lot done while I was away. I decided to extend my first green house I ever made. I'm not sure why I decided to do it during tomatoe season....but it's done none the less. I extended it out and put a brand new concrete floor in. Put up brand new plastic as well as new fans/cooler. So my experiments this year are as follows.
I'm trying out Mega crop on a batch.
I also decided to do some no till plants. I left the pots out in the rain since harvest last year. I just pulled the old stem and dropped in a new tomatoe plant. I also decided to go back into the ground in a section of my hoop house. Last but not least I'm setting up for a totally new training method to keep myself off the ladder this year. My buddy has had some awesome results in his green houses ...so I figured I'd give it a try. The Mega crop was actually free from a giveaway I won here on RIU. Im actually quite pleased so far. I see no difference between the MC and my tried and true method. Which is a good thing considering I'd save a lot of cash on nutrients if the MC can actually stand alone until flower. I've not added any Cal/Mag to the MC plants and they're doing just fine.
My single matajuanaplant is doing ok as well. I actually ended up realizing she's a two headed mutant. I'll take pics so you guys/gals can give me the actual term of what's going on.
So I'm excited about experimenting with all these foods,soils, and new training techniques. I'm hoping I figure out at least one more cool technique to apply to my vegetable gardens in the future.
Did I mention I hate concrete work?
And yes I scratched a penis into the wet concrete.