Just Cats

Found out why oldest cat is so "happy" and "excited" when I waken up during the night, as I usually do, when I woke up at 3am today, went through to the living room for a smoke, greeted by the sight of her up to the eyebrows in a cup of coffee SWMBO didn't finish.

And this isn't the first time she's been caught sneaking coffee either, she's a fecking junkie.
 
This little fucker....
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Hes the type you leave the door open and he shags in and jumps on the counter and licks the butter.
Also the type to come home all fucked up from a cat fight.
I put a little cannabis root paste on his lump and bald spot. Good as new in 3 days.
His name is Adolf Kitler a.k.a. Damnit
 
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So I got a new freezer yesterday, and it came in a 5 foot tall box.

I'm so tempted to get the duct tape out to rebuild the box just to see oldest cat figure out how to jump into it.

The worry is she would figure it out, and I'd get shredded trying to get her out again...
 
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