Not too long ago I was in Colorado on business. I was sitting at a stop light in my rented truck when this guy in a prius drove up next to me flipping me off before pulling slightly ahead of me. There was a faded Hillary 2016! and I LOVE ISIS! bumper sticker. I pulled forward a little so I could talk to him, put on a big smile and waved at him.
He called me a "truck driving neo nazi" and kept flipping me off. The soft, portly driver asked me if I wanted to be missing some teeth (he himself was missing several teeth). so I said of course not, that's silly, and got out of the truck. He must not have expected me to be 5'9", 165, and in shape.
As I strode up to his open window, I could smell the booze. His fleshy red face and glazed over eyes were those of someone who was already drunk at 2pm. He gurgled something about Trump and looked at me in disbelief. Then I noticed the small child car seat in the back seat of the Prius.
I turned around, got back into my truck and left. I hope he made it home safely.
I have no idea what his problem with trucks may have been.
I should have rented a Prius. Stupid of me.