Stupidest shit you have ever done

While listening to a band at my favorite watering hole I felt a dump coming on but I thought I could hold it until the end of the set. Never trust a fart when you're over 50.

I wanted to order a 'package'. I was given a phone, I found out that it was Jamaican (by a phone code https://areaphonecodes.com/jamaica/). Well, I called, lost money on an international call, then as it appeared I lost money on the package. I got a soft mary jane toy at a price of the real one. I was young and silly :c

Getting out of a car on an upslope to push it the last five feet.

boy do i have a roledex list for this thread.....