What did you accomplish today?
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v.s one
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Went to work in the mountains today for an older lady. Our boss has been on our ass for weeks about smelling like weed. He drives up and smells and says I told you guys about this fucking shit. Then throws his hat. We didn't bring anything so we got pissed a little bit later I go to piss and then I found this hidden.
I like how she put roses on the top.
I like how she put roses on the top.
Indacouch
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For sme reason I haven't been able to like certain people's comments...you got skills bro very cool.
I appreciate all you guys kind words it means a lot. I ended up having a terrible day in general....split one of my girls down the middle trying to finish up tying in the green houses...I just wasn't focused on what I was doing so I quit...hella sucks because it's a super epic big beautiful GG4 ((smh))....This is one of those days that can't be over fast enough....I'm sitting down to smoke more than normal and hit the sack.
Once again I appreciate all your thoughts and kind words.I hope you all had good days and evenings...
Much love to my Riu fam.
Good night guys/gals...
tyler.durden
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I'm writing this short story about a young, handsome, intelligent grower who has accumulated over 100k cash from his adventures. He's been keeping it in his apartment in various places, but he wants to get it out of there in case of fire, theft, or getting busted and avoid losing it all. At the same time he needs to have regular access to it, adding and subtracting to it as necessary. And, of course, it can't be associated with his identity because if he goes down, it will, too. He's looked into safe deposit boxes, but has read horror stories of banks losing records and opening them for various reasons - mistaken non-payment, gov't request, etc.. Even if it were in a friend's name, he'd have to truly trust that person. Fuck that. The safest thing I've been able to come up with for our protagonist is a small storage unit a la walter white. He would pay annually, a year in advance, have a heavy duty, $200 security padlock, and a small pro safe that is bolted to the concrete floor, encased in a cardboard box with other boxes of crap stacked on top. He would also have a hanging sign on the inside of the shed that said to contact him for payment before taking further action, on the off chance that management mistakenly opened it. Even if he wasn't able to get the storage unit under an alias and rented it under a trusted friend's name, that friend wouldn't have easy access to the unit with the pro padlock and bolted down safe. His cash seems safe from fire, theft, and feds. You guys are smart, so what am I missing for our hero? Better alternatives are very welcome...
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Nugachino
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On a different note.
I've been prepping the side section of the house to have a veggie garden go in. I've been cutting back the well and truly over grown bushes and creeper vines. And grabbed a fookin rose I didnt know was there. I just need a few more star droppers. And to keep on digging the vines up. Then it's mostly done.
I've been prepping the side section of the house to have a veggie garden go in. I've been cutting back the well and truly over grown bushes and creeper vines. And grabbed a fookin rose I didnt know was there. I just need a few more star droppers. And to keep on digging the vines up. Then it's mostly done.
ovo
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Reconsider the SDB. Don't leave any paperwork in your home re the box(es) and hide the key(s) well. The bank name usually isn't on the key. To offset risk some, get two boxes. I know someone who's had up to 4 at a time and never had a single problem, except one of the smaller banks, out of area, closed a branch but gave tenant plenty of forewarning. Get a postal box for associated mail. I'd never trust a storage facility.
Lucky Luke
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Tough problem to have....lol
Could he just bury it? Less to go wrong if he picks his spots well. If only he knows about it then there is way less to go wrong. If he could convert that cash into something smaller like silver, stones etc,- less digging and less chance of "storage damage", may also mean inflation is not a factor.
Edit: I forgot about having access.. so that doesnt work but id consider that for any savings.
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Lucky Luke
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haha. Nice man, Id love a little veggie garden but im to lazy. Id like chooks to.
tyler.durden
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Nugachino
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I'd love to have chooks too. But, I'd need more than chicken wire to keep dopey dora away from them. Normally I'd be too lazy to even bother with something like this. However. I need a reason to not sit inside, bored out of my skull.
And a garden is as good a reason as any to get outside. The added benefit is that I'll be supplying a small portion of my own food. And not be sitting on my fat ass bitching about being bored.
Lucky Luke
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to bloody true!
i spend to much time sitting...
ovo
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imo, his biggest concern is the possibility of getting broken into and being ransacked, or forgetting where he placed a large pile (it happens).
not all banks require that he have an account with them, but may be right regarding feds being able to do a search and discover. i'd think with a small op, leave em a bone like a local bank savings and some petty cash, popo would be satisfied with what was found at scene and with having someone to charge. don't go over 100 plants. fed resources are rarely involved, only local. he'd be out on bond within a few days and be able to access sdb. can't say for sure but involving others with access is risky. storage places are shady and simple bolt cutters break any lock. he needs to think about starting to convert it. buy a home.
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BarnBuster
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I use more than 1 SF, some out of town, too.
There are secure storage vaults but they are pricy per month. The last SDB I opened about 6 months ago, required me to also have a checking/savings account with them first.
Lucky Luke
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I woulldent trust the storage facility for a couple of reasons.
One he has to involved someone else. Padlocks take 3o secs to break or 1 min to grind off with a batt angle grinder). The said friend could do this, substituent his own lock and then spend time (if he needed) to get the safe free. 100k is some serious money to trust someone with, especial if your in jail,,, Staff members may twig when he is coming and going but not moving much stuff around, staff would pick up on habits and may even be looking for this type of scenario. Due to the series in the main.
BarnBuster
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I have to agree with LL about SF's.
ok this got me thinking, check this place out
http://www.bluevaultsecure.com/bank-vault-storage.php
ok this got me thinking, check this place out
http://www.bluevaultsecure.com/bank-vault-storage.php
tyler.durden
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Our hero has $30k in the bank and always about 7k cash at home, not to mention over 100 sog plants (50-250 same penalty in his area), so it would already be a nice little, believable score for leo. I've been doing research for my story. There are shrouded padlocks that start at about $250 to over $400 that are virtually pick proof and cut proof. With these locks the weak security point now becomes the storage locker door itself, as it's much easier to penetrate than the padlock. Larger units around our protagonist have $20 big box joke locks on them, the likes of the Master brand, someone would almost need to know what was in his unit to make it worth it. If they were to get in, now they have to find and deal with pro safe, and they'll have to deal with it on the spot since it's 300 pounds and bolted into concrete. Good luck with all that, they'd deserve the fucking 100k. Thanks for playing devil's advocate...
Something like this safe - https://www.thesafekeeper.com/hollon-fb-450eburglary-safe2-hour-fireelectronic-lock.html
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Lucky Luke
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I havent seen a padlock that a angle grinder wont cut but im not a thief.
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