Anal

[ChingOwn]

Your thoughts?


Im thinking I place one of these in the ole V-hole



and then put my weiner in her butt and play on my phone for a while prolonging longevity and taking m mind off what Im doing cause she will probably be a tatanka.

Please comment below. Thanks in advance.

 

[ttystikk]

Skip the heifer, stick it in YOUR butt and play all day. Saves having to take her out to the all you can eat buffet first, too. Time AND money saver!

 

[BM9AGS]

Tatanka??? As in what they call buffalo in the movie dances with wolves? Don't do fat chicks in the butt bro. They poop out whole hamburgers so it'll be too lose to be worth the heavy washing you'll need.....well actually a fatty would properly lick it clean for the extra food.

 

[ttystikk]

Oh, and in before penis!

 

[ChingOwn]

Skip the heifer, stick it in YOUR butt and play all day. Saves having to take her out to the all you can eat buffet first, too. Time AND money saver!

That is fair advice I will take it into consideration. possibly even act on it.

 

[lokie]

Reach out, reach out and touch someone.
https://www.lovense.com/bluetooth-remote-control-vibrator

 

[BM9AGS]

Reach out, reach out and touch someone.
https://www.lovense.com/bluetooth-remote-control-vibrator

That's cool and all.....but when did men start caring about the women's pleasure? I can understand investing in a ball gag or even a remote phone activated choker would be genius but this......

 

[ChingOwn]

Im not watching that clown rape video, reported!

 

[ChingOwn]

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That's cool and all.....but when did men start caring about the women's pleasure? I can understand investing in a ball gag or even a remote phone activated choker would be genius but this......

It embarrasses them in public bro dont you watch cartoon porn?

 

[BM9AGS]

I

It embarrasses them in public bro dont you watch cartoon porn?

Ahhhhh brilliant!!!!! I can invest in that!!!

 

[greasemonkeymann]

Skip the heifer, stick it in YOUR butt and play all day. Saves having to take her out to the all you can eat buffet first, too. Time AND money saver!

hmmm...
so...
alright...
at the risk of getting a lil raunchy I say skip the buffet BEFORE anal.....
just sayin...
may spare the sheets a lil

 

[ChingOwn]

hmmm...
so...
alright...
at the risk of getting a lil raunchy I say skip the buffet BEFORE anal.....
just sayin...
may spare the sheets a lil

You dont do that in bed dood, its gotta be like on a tarp in the garage or something.Or maybe at a neighbors house who has a nice white couch

 

[Singlemalt]

Your thoughts?


Im thinking I place one of these in the ole V-hole

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and then put my weiner in her butt and play on my phone for a while prolonging longevity and taking m mind off what Im doing cause she will probably be a tatanka.

Please comment below. Thanks in advance.

Fuckin Ching, lol

 

[ttystikk]

hmmm...
so...
alright...
at the risk of getting a lil raunchy I say skip the buffet BEFORE anal.....
just sayin...
may spare the sheets a lil

If it goes thru that fast, you went to the wrong buffet. Just sayin

 

[greasemonkeymann]

If it goes thru that fast, you went to the wrong buffet. Just sayin

heh, but c'mon man...
it DOES work that way...
maybe I know too much about the large intestine and the digestive system....
think of it like a train.
new car comes in, old car goes out....
alright...
on that note I gotta go fix this car

 

[ttystikk]

heh, but c'mon man...
it DOES work that way...
maybe I know too much about the large intestine and the digestive system....
think of it like a train.
new car comes in, old car goes out....
alright...
on that note I gotta go fix this car

You ever heard of an enema? They solve a lot of really shitty problems.

 

[greasemonkeymann]

You ever heard of an enema? They solve a lot of really shitty problems.

heh indeedy-do...
but i'm a lil more spontaneous than that
"hey honey, whats THAT on the ground? Just pick that up real quick"
And then it's BAM guerrilla style-anal
chicks dig it
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kidding...don't try that at home....

 

[tyler.durden]

That's cool and all.....but when did men start caring about the women's pleasure? I can understand investing in a ball gag or even a remote phone activated choker would be genius but this......

I thought it was a remote controlled in-ass whoopie cushion. Now THAT I'd buy. "Here babe, put this in your ass for new realms of pleasure..." Then hit the buttons on your phone app to make different fart noises come from her butt. I'd be into that for hours...

 

[ttystikk]

I thought it was a remote controlled in-ass whoopie cushion. Now THAT I'd buy. "Here babe, put this in your ass for new realms of pleasure..." Then hit the buttons on your phone app to make different fart noises come from her butt. I'd be into that for hours...

And the countdown to divorce begins!

 

[tharoomman]

Damn brosuphs!, what women are you Fing in the A that requires a mofo tArp!!(!!insert cry laughing emoji!!)