pinworm says buttholes taste like rusty pennies

What's going on in here? I'm sure you're here to find out just that. Have you ever been told you look like a famous person? If so post your supposed doppelganger here. Share if you like, or don't, it's all good. I have been told by a few folks that I look like someone else they know but only...

Your thoughts? Im thinking I place one of these in the ole V-hole and then put my weiner in her butt and play on my phone for a while prolonging longevity and taking m mind off what Im doing cause she will probably be a tatanka. Please comment below. Thanks in advance.