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[Homegrown69]

What ever happaned to " Wood Matches "
I've seen people almost pass out from inhaling Butane on the front end of a bong hit.

 

[mr.feelgood]

Yo momma so ugly, one grower thought she was a hermie

LMAO

 

[MrHowardMarks]

Yo momma so ugly, if you mess with her feeding schedule, she turns yellow.

 

[MrHowardMarks]

Gonna reach 10,000 posts today.

 

[kbhead]

your mommas so fat she fell down broke her leg and gravey came out

 

[mr.feelgood]

Yo mama is so nasty when we had phone sex she gave me ear infection.

 

[mr.feelgood]

Yo mama so fat her blood type is O.......reo.

 

[Kludge]

Your mother is so old she thinks the Neolithic era is just a little too nouveau riche.

 

[mr.feelgood]

Yo mama is so fat she has to iron her clothes in the driveway.

 

[Kludge]

Your mother is so fat the Japanese have lobbied for permission to hunt her in international waters.

 

[MrHowardMarks]

Yo momma so ugly all her cuttings don't root.

(Mother plant)

 

[MrHowardMarks]

Yo momma so ugly she looks like a dandelion

 

[Kludge]

Your mother is so dumb she thinks the new Large Hadron Collider will create a black hole that will swallow the Earth.

 

[Kludge]

Your mother is so dumb she thinks people and dinosaurs lived simultaneously.

 

[MrHowardMarks]

Common 10000, here we come.

 

[MrHowardMarks]

What ever happaned to " Wood Matches "
I've seen people almost pass out from inhaling Butane on the front end of a bong hit.

I still use them, they're still around, I love the smell of a wood match, yum campfire.

 

[MrHowardMarks]

Yo momma smokes crack, enough said.

 

[Kludge]

I have a box of safety matches in case of emergencies.

 

[MrHowardMarks]

What's up with the braille on the credit card scanner, when it says "enter password" what do blind people do. Type of transaction, amount to withdraw etc.?

 

[MrHowardMarks]

Yo momma so stoopid she pays 50/100 for oregano.