BIGGEST THREAD in RIU History

[Kludge]

Sorry didn't mean to bother you while angels are sucking you off...

That's OK, it was a quicky.

 

[Kludge]

 

[imtylerdammit]

good morning everyone who is awake at work or waking and bakin

 

[MrHowardMarks]

ROFL :clapping:

 

[imtylerdammit]

wow we hit 10k posts in here and no one even popped a bottle or lit one up...im really disappointed

 

[smokablunt16]

Im waiting for the 100,000 mark...i got some patron whe we hit that...

 

[MrHowardMarks]

wow we hit 10k posts in here and no one even popped a bottle or lit one up...im really disappointed

I actually did go blaze one, that's why i disappeared for a little while

 

[MrHowardMarks]

Back to the topic at hand;

Yo mamma so stoopid she saw roaches in an ashtray and went to get some Raid.

 

[MrHowardMarks]

 

[imtylerdammit]

bitch got one big titty and one little titty, call the bitch biggie smalls

 

[MrHowardMarks]

yo mamma so stoopid she thinks hydroponics is for teaching gradeschoolers grammar.

 

[imtylerdammit]

An American is walking down the street when he sees a Polak
with a very long pole and a yardstick. He's standing the pole on its
end and trying to reach the top of it with his yardstick.
Seeing the Polak's ignorance, the American wrenches the pole
out of his hand, lays it on the sidewalk, measures it with the
yardstick, and says, "There! 10 feet long."
The Polak grabs the yardstick and shouts, "You idiot American!
I don't care how long it is! I want to know how high it is!"

 

[PlasmaRadio]

I can't believe you guys wasted the 1000th page... could have been epic... sigh.

 

[Stoney McFried]

Oh gawd...the cramps.....somebody wanna rub my tummy?

 

[imtylerdammit]

Oh gawd...the cramps.....somebody wanna rub my tummy?

gas? or...are you satan-incarnate right now

 

[Stoney McFried]

(Covers horns)What do you mean?

gas? or...are you satan-incarnate right now

 

[imtylerdammit]

haha so gas then? i feel your pain

<- artist rendering of stoney

 

[Stoney McFried]

Nah, just pain.No gas.I wish I could have my uterus removed and use it to stash my stuff.Bet the po po wouldn't stick their hands in there.

haha so gas then? i feel your pain

<- artist rendering of stoney

 

[Twistyman]

Nah, just pain.No gas.I wish I could have my uterus removed and use it to stash my stuff.Bet the po po wouldn't stick their hands in there.

 

[imtylerdammit]

there should be an award for narliest shit ever said on RIU.

I vote for Stoney. #1 most off the wall posts of all time.