BIGGEST THREAD in RIU History

[Kludge]

I hear if you are the 10,000th poster Angels will come down from heaven and surround you with beautiful light... then one of them will blow you.

 

[Kludge]

But if you have two posts in a row Baby Jesus (TM) will smite you.

 

[MrHowardMarks]

Yo momma so stupid she thinks a bong is an asian instrument.

 

[Kludge]

Oh, damn, I'm gunna get smote...

 

[Kludge]

Your mother is so fat you still live in her vagina... and you have a two car garage.

 

[MrHowardMarks]

Yo momma so stoopid she thinks reefer is a place off the beach.

 

[Kludge]

It's like a game of cat and mouse...

 

[Kludge]

Your mother is so fat they renamed the circle after her.

 

[MrHowardMarks]

Who's it gonna be, me or Kludge?

 

[Kludge]

 

[MrHowardMarks]

The angel blowjob will be mine.

 

[Kludge]

Hey, I thought it up, it ought to be mine.

 

[MrHowardMarks]

Yo momma so fat she gets turned away from Golden Corral

 

[Kludge]

Your mother is so fat she put on a gold mumu and everyone thought SHE was golden corral.

 

[MrHowardMarks]

So, since you made it up, I'm not gonna get a heavenly blowjob?

 

[Kludge]

Ahhhhhh ahahahahahahahahahaha I win!

 

[MrHowardMarks]

I don't deserve it anyway.

 

[MrHowardMarks]

Good game.

 

[MrHowardMarks]

Sorry didn't mean to bother you while angels are sucking you off...

 

[Kludge]

Yes, I have bored of this thread now that I am its master...