Pick a fight thread

Unclebaldrick

Unclebaldrick

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This thread is for when you just feel like picking a fucking fight.

I don't care why. It is probably because you are drunk.

I will pick one later because the fucking Asshole Republican Debate is starting and I do not believe that any of you are capable of getting me as angry as any of those limp-dick fuck-heads.

In retrospect, I should have unveiled this thread some other time. Or maybe just knowing that the debate is starting has made me combative.
 
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anzohaze

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Unclebaldrick said:
This thread is for when you just feel like picking a fucking fight.

I don't care why. It is probably because you are drunk.

I will pick one later because the fucking Asshole Republican Debate is starting and I do not believe that any of you are capable of getting me as angry as any of those limp-dick fuck-heads.

In retrospect, I should have unveiled this thread some other time. Or maybe just knowing that the debate is starting has made me combative.
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What station I will watch my first one ever w u
 
Steve French

Steve French

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What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.
 
Unclebaldrick

Unclebaldrick

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Wow, I never thought Ted Cruz would come out in favor of legalization. Especially because the question was pertaining to Isis. Pretty progressive stuff. You're my man Ted!
 
Unclebaldrick

Unclebaldrick

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Steve French said:
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.
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I changed my mind.
 
greasemonkeymann

greasemonkeymann

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Steve French said:
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.
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did I miss something?
That's some serious ass-pain right here..
Somebody is not being friendly.
Although drowning in a shit-fury would be an interesting thing to see...
 
Coco0503

Coco0503

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Steve French said:
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.
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I haven't seen this posted in years holy shit hahaha
 
Unclebaldrick

Unclebaldrick

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anzohaze said:
I'm lost @Unclebaldrick how does this shit work. These 4 idiots go at it then the next group comes in or what
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Yes. I wish they were down to eleven candidates and just had one guy debating. It would probably be our first openly lesbian presidential candidate, Lindsey Graham. She never gets the hint.

As a side note... Has George Pataki just entered the race or did I miss him totally?
 
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anzohaze

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Unclebaldrick said:
Yes. I wish they were down to eleven candidates and just had one guy debating. It would probably be our first openly lesbian presidential candidate, Lindsey Graham. She never gets the hint.

As a side note... Has George Pataki just entered the race or did I miss him totally?
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I didnt even no these 4 were in the debate.. graham thats my state guy
 
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