Worst break up on RIU - MORPHEUS

So, I almost shit my pants last night in line at the gas station. Did I tell you guys that? She was counting out my change for the jerky and vodka, my tummy gurgled, and then I let out a frosty rude fart and had to pucker right back up. A little bit still squeezed out. So, I had to wipe my ass with some Wendy's napkins before I drove home. All in all, still not the worst trip to the pumps I've made...
 
Pinworm said:
I DO remember. You have always taken great care of me. :hug:

Holyshit big bro. That sounds fiery as fuck. My mouth started watering when you started describing the hash browns...

{{stomach rumbles}}
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cuz I loves u!! and u have always been there for me! ;) :)

Pinworm said:
So, I almost shit my pants last night in line at the gas station. Did I tell you guys that? She was counting out my change for the jerky and vodka, my tummy gurgled, and then I let out a frosty rude fart and had to pucker right back up. A little bit still squeezed out. So, I had to wipe my ass with some Wendy's napkins before I drove home. All in all, still not the worst trip to the pumps I've made...
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Sharts are the worst!! :(

hope you are feeling better! :hug:
 
everybody got drunk and ptfo'd because they started drinking early.. My tolerance is nil now since I've been cutting way back so I quit hours ago. 9 pm on a saturday night and I'm the only one awake o_O

have fun hun!!!
 
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