Ruse to Have Crackhead Renter/Roommate Move Out

[tyler.durden]

You could get justugh to show you his secret poison ring tricks. Apparently, there is no known cure...

 

[Unclebaldrick]

I don't understand. You have some crack and primo-cable. And?

 

[abe supercro]

Oblivious to a grow in the hse which u reside, that's some stealth. i guess a tent or two can be tucked away. but the venting heh

 

[tyler.durden]

Oblivious to a grow in the hse which u reside, that's some stealth. i guess a tent or two can be tucked away. but the venting heh

It is a strange way to live. I grow in my 'office', and my kid, or several girlfriends I've had, have no idea. I get the occasionally joke that I kill women and keep their bodies in there, but I'd do more time for the grow...

 

[Unclebaldrick]

It is a strange way to live. I grow in my 'office', and my kid, or several girlfriends I've had, have no idea. I get the occasionally joke that I kill women and keep their bodies in there, but I'd do more time for the grow...

Nah, not these days.

 

[Dr.Pecker]

Tell him the place is haunted.

 

[LetsGetCritical]

I had to smash an alcoholic housemate over the head about 5 times with a steel bar before the fuckwit would leave.

 

[Unclebaldrick]

I had to smash an alcoholic housemate over the head about 5 times with a steel bar before the fuckwit would leave.

I love tales of Australia.

 

[LetsGetCritical]

I love tales of Australia.

actual true story. He proceeded to call the police as he walked off down the street. I saw them drive past my house, turn around, drive off, and that was the end of that.

 

[WeedFreak78]

Thats what I thought. I googled it and read the side effects. He already has a heart condition and like 18 stints so that would pretty much off him. I think I'm more apt to tell him my nephew will be moving in.

If he's in that bad of shape just get him some crack..like a big pile of it..if there was some dope and needles would he hit it?..sounds like he's ready to kick it pretty soon anyway, just speed up the process

 

[VTMi'kmaq]

Tell him someone left a fat rock for him on the sidewalk, and when he goes running out the front door to smoke that shit, lock the door behind his crackheaded ass.

Idk wtf i just watched but im def bling bling terminology lover

 

[Gary Goodson]

I had to smash an alcoholic housemate over the head about 5 times with a steel bar before the fuckwit would leave.

You should've used that TV

 

[Indagrow]

If he's anything like bling bling or even Rufus I think you should find a new spot. It's not that the deserve the space they are just better than you.. Do better

 

[mr sunshine]

Fyi , Crackheads smoke crack.

 

[bellcore]

They are also emotionally unstable and tend not to be felix unger neat nuts.

 

[neosapien]

Yeah, I'd throw the crack in his face and say "get the fuck out, you violated the sanctity of my cum dungeon!!"

 

[bellcore]

I have seen ads on craigslist for cam girls lookin' for places too. Of course they would have to wholesome non crack-addict cam girls.

 

[ElfoodStampo]

does crack head have a car?
if so, place crack in said car and make a phone call when crack head is on his way to work.
problem solved.

 

[ODanksta]

does crack head have a car?
if so, place crack in said car and make a phone call when crack head is on his way to work.
problem solved.

Never call the cops

 

[WeedFreak78]

does crack head have a car?
if so, place crack in said car and make a phone call when crack head is on his way to work.
problem solved.

you're a piece of crap..can't handle your own problems..fuckin narc..