Ruse to Have Crackhead Renter/Roommate Move Out

lahadaextranjera said:

Sometimes it can be hard to get someone out your house.

My honest advice, I can't believe I'm suggesting this but you have to be a scheming bastard like him now. No point showing decency and 45 days notice. He's not going to appreciate it and you have 6 weeks of shit.

You either get someone round to do it, put him out OR you do it and change the locks at the same time. Refund any rent owed and tell him to stay in a hostel. Not your problem. He's a big boy. Why take prisoners? He violated the house rules and he deserves it.

Click to expand...

neosapien said:

Yeah, I'd throw the crack in his face and say "get the fuck out, you violated the sanctity of my cum dungeon!!"

Click to expand...

fobesterdam said:

sounds reasonable.


sometimes you gotta get harsh brah.

Click to expand...

WeedFreak78 said:

you're a piece of crap..can't handle your own problems..fuckin narc..

Click to expand...

ElfoodStampo said:

does crack head have a car?
if so, place crack in said car and make a phone call when crack head is on his way to work.
problem solved.

Click to expand...

ODanksta said:

Never call the cops

Click to expand...

ElfoodStampo said:

Lol!! that will make you think twice before you go smoking your crack where your not wanted. crack kills bro. give up the dream. I honestly don't care if your looking to fuck your life up, but do it alone, somewhere else. Not somewhere your risk other peoples security. I may be a piece of crap, but your still a crack head!!! hahah lol

Click to expand...

bellcore said:

Roommate is back from hospital and bought and cooked omaha steaks last night. Maybe I'll keep him on for a bit longer. He does pay rent and provides cable/internet/security. I like his cat too.

Click to expand...

bellcore said:

Roommate is back from hospital and bought and cooked omaha steaks last night. Maybe I'll keep him on for a bit longer. He does pay rent and provides cable/internet/security. I like his cat too.

Click to expand...

bellcore said:

He is pretty good, most of the time. They just changed his med and he is on an upswing since the little hospital visit.

Click to expand...

Yessica... said:

Well thats a nice moral to the story...

I was going to ask if you had a laser pointer? Apparently you can make 'em do whatever you want if you have one of those...

Now you can just use it on the CAT!

Click to expand...