The major labs are not in the business to ask those questions. They test a numbered sample for certain drugs. They are not supplied demographics of the urine source.one major factor here, testing can be done by various means and methods. Some employers are cheap enough to just get a pharmacy test which is basically like pregnancy test kit those will be easily fooled where as others will spring for the proper lab tests, depending on the lab they may have there own validation testing i.e. does the gender match the what's written on a form? is it human? is it urine? the same questions I ask myself on the way to work each day
in terms of using dog piss what if they do a larger spectrum test and you end up getting dosed for worms?
My dogs would fail a sobriety test for alcohol , all of em love getting plowed with me , i think my wifes dog has been raiding the liquor cabinet since my wife made him quit drinkin cold turkeyNo friends who are not dogs who do not smoke?
My dogs would fail. I would not risk the methods you describe when using someone else's is so easy.
to use a classic Internet cliché, a guy I knew worked in a lab that developed testing methods, falsification is factored by some labs, this part of the world only serious jobs require drug testing and those employers will pay to be sureThe major labs are not in the business to ask those questions. They test a numbered sample for certain drugs. They are not supplied demographics of the urine source.
I have one of those serious jobs. I get tested regularly. Prior to me growing my own, I was a casual smoker and because I am 235lbs of twisted steel with little fat I could always clean up in less than the 2 weeks they give me to take the test. If I am not able to make the two week stipulation it becomes a hair test. Smoking everyday caused me to still be home-testing hot the day before the test, so I went with a female friends piss. (Wife smokes for medical reasons so I could not use hers). My tests get split and sent to 2 testing facilities. (Quest Diagnostics and another). Worrying about that test had me doing a lot of research. I would not have used female urine if I had not already discovered it was not a factor. I also would not have passed. I did.to use a classic Internet cliché, a guy I knew worked in a lab that developed testing methods, falsification is factored by some labs, this part of the world only serious jobs require drug testing and those employers will pay to be sure
You don't get the job.What would happen if you went into the piss test, assumed the position, and just started masturbating instead?
I'm not sure. What position do you put your dog in?What would happen if you went into the piss test, assumed the position, and just started masturbating instead?
That sounds like discrimination! It's a medical condition!You don't get the job.