Does Uncle Ben have supermodel status privileges?

Flaming Pie

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I mean not trying to go into anything. But i worked in hospitals in atx for nearly a decade, its a traumatic experience. And its definitely not 5%...

Sounds like you have a difficult time reaching orgasm though, and may give you these ideas. I can prolly help you if your willing
Just saying
That puts a different perspective on your post. I thought you were being creepy..

Not all people report rapes tho. Just saying.
 

ebgood

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I'm pretty good at giving orgasms. Unless they are all faking it, but they always come back wanting more.

The other day I made my ex have multiples with my dick. I hit the right spot and she went crazy. Shit was dripping off my balls
yup its good once u know how to work the gurl. I fugured out how to get the wife off when we got back together and 3 matresses later... its been wet n wild
 

qwizoking

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The floor is where its at. Ugh im always walking out the house covered in dried juices. She says thats why im supposed to undress when i fuck but i like keeping myClothes on. I just tell people i just ate some cinnamon rolls and im a dirty person
 

Flaming Pie

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See.. what had happened was....

Yea we figured it out. But is her fault. Shes the damn faucet
I tried to tell my friend they needed one and they instead just went out to eat two three times a week. Mattress protectors are only 30-40 bucks at wally world. That thing is so filthy. Blood, sweat, cum... ew.
 

Yessica...

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I just BLEW OUT my like button liking everything you fucking perverts said.

I APPROVE THIS THREAD!!!!!

FUN!

Ok, who's getting naked?

bahahahahah
 

Yessica...

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Aparently not u....smh. guess i have to keep staring at the same nip shot for now.
hahahahahahaha

Pissed too many people off. Posting the nip was fun. Defending that nip throughout space and time was NOT.

Cost-benifit analysis is no more nudes from me, until people chill the fuck out.

EDIT: Wait DID I post a nip? hahahahah

Maybe it was just nipless boob. Either way.
 
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