Does Uncle Ben have supermodel status privileges?

Flaming Pie

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Lol flaming pie you think of chores trying to masturbate ?

"Ohhh the dishesssss"
Seriously lol.

I will start off thinking about blow jobs and double penetration, then as I get close that is not enough. Sometimes I will read a few posts on here to get my mind clear for a moment and then get back to it. Usually I will think about taking out the trash or fixing something around the house.. That usually clears my mind enough.

Thank god I don't have to masturbate any more. That shit pissed me off.
 

qwizoking

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It is for most.
I have a really big dick though, and its hard not to end up tearing it.
Stupid fda limits condoms too much also
Ive tried to wear one twice, couldnt do it

But for real.. sounds like you need to be dominated on another level and forced to orgasm till you pass out. Then tell me you gotta give. I may be a male but i know the body.
 

Flaming Pie

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It is for most.
I have a really big dick though, and its hard not to end up tearing it.
Stupid fda limits condoms too much also
Ive tried to wear one twice, couldnt do it

But for real.. sounds like you need to be dominated on another level and forced to orgasm till you pass out. Then tell me you gotta give. I may be a male but i know the body.
So a woman can just be uncomfortable and stiff and orgasm? I think not.

They make these things called magnums.. They are for longer or thicker dicks. Or you have long nails and tear it in the moment. Or you need to find a loose girl cus fuck that. I wouldn't fuck a dude with a coke can dick. My pussy's too tight for that shit.
 

TripleMindedGee5150

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Seriously lol.

I will start off thinking about blow jobs and double penetration, then as I get close that is not enough. Sometimes I will read a few posts on here to get my mind clear for a moment and then get back to it. Usually I will think about taking out the trash or fixing something around the house.. That usually clears my mind enough.

Thank god I don't have to masturbate any more. That shit pissed me off.
Damn woman. DP nice!! Then you even have time to read some post ? Keyboard sticky much.

Hahah a man just slaps it out and beats it aimlessly on the counter till it spits. No thinking required.
 

Flaming Pie

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Damn woman. DP nice!! Then you even have time to read some post ? Keyboard sticky much.

Hahah a man just slaps it out and beats it aimlessly on the counter till it spits. No thinking required.
Left hand is for pussy, right hand is for vibrator and phone. haha.

Two nights back I had the hubby finger me in the ass while eating me out and then fucked pussy than ass. OMG.... it was A M A Z I N G.
 

qwizoking

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Hell yea lol.
You sure can. Try googlung tied upside down forced orgasm etc, those sorts of words.
Yea its not a voluntary reaction. This also comes into play with rape victims having orgasms and feeling guilty etc. Real shit. You can be forced to cum involuntarily by stimulation
But magnums are right at 8" and fda limits to 2.25 in diameter
Im not saying im a freak with a dp for a dick but im a big guy. Gotta order from Europe and its a hassle. Or the sheep skin type or whatver
 

Flaming Pie

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Hell yea lol.
You sure can. Try googlung tied upside down forced orgasm etc, those sorts of words.
Yea its not a voluntary reaction. This also comes into play with rape victims having orgasms and feeling guilty etc. Real shit. You can be forced to cum involuntarily by stimulation
But magnums are right at 8" and fda limits to 2.25 in diameter
Im not saying im a freak with a dp for a dick but im a big guy. Gotta order from Europe and its a hassle. Or the sheep skin type or whatver
That must make deep throat impossible.

Some women have easy orgasms. 80% of us have to learn how to have them.

The ones that are willing to jump into bed right away are usually the ones with easy orgasms.
 

qwizoking

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Not impossible. Makes all the better when the whole things down your throat and i feel all the ridges and shit

But im not gonna like argue the orgasm thing..

It is difficult finding a girl that will let me just run up in her. Especially from behind. I usually cant go all the way in. Then they have to pee or have a belly ache if i do. Damn bladder sitting to close
 

TripleMindedGee5150

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Left hand is for pussy, right hand is for vibrator and phone. haha.

Two nights back I had the hubby finger me in the ass while eating me out and then fucked pussy than ass. OMG.... it was A M A Z I N G.
Classy on the streets and a freak in the sheets !!!

The wifey used to let me poke the booty.... But then she complained about loose ass later in the day. But that's why I let her drink gin.
 

Flaming Pie

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Classy on the streets and a freak in the sheets !!!

The wifey used to let me poke the booty.... But then she complained about loose ass later in the day. But that's why I let her drink gin.
Get a glove and loosen it up first gently. Lots of lube. Slow pulses forward. Once the finger is all the way in make a circle and slowly widen to accommodate a second. Then its all good. Repeat with penis.
 

theexpress

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I made my other ex cum while doing anal a few days ago. She said its more intense that way.
I got it in all last night and one time this morning....... filled her up real nice.... I shoulda took a picture of it dripping out of her... by the time she made it to the bathroom it was already dripping down the side of her leg....
 

TripleMindedGee5150

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Get a glove and loosen it up first gently. Lots of lube. Slow pulses forward. Once the finger is all the way in make a circle and slowly widen to accommodate a second. Then its all good. Repeat with penis.
Lol you use the same gloves for trimming ?

Lol that's way to complex. I just wait till she's all hot and bothered from dick plowing and her ass is up in the air....
 

qwizoking

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I mean not trying to go into anything. But i worked in hospitals in atx for nearly a decade, its a traumatic experience. And its definitely not 5%...

Sounds like you have a difficult time reaching orgasm though, and may give you these ideas. I can prolly help you if your willing
Just saying
 
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