Worst break up on RIU - MORPHEUS

[ebgood]

Thats me lol. Had a few girls tell me thats wierd. I disagree

 

[Flaming Pie]

Wait, now I'm confused... I thought alien widow was a dude?

 

[abe supercro]

In 2010/'11(?) there was a 'hottest girls/women of riu' thread. it's wat first got me interested in the internetz. some guy named crypt keeper was runnin the thread. @thump easy did you see it

 

[Alienwidow]

Nope. Never paid for a nut..never will. Cmon quit playin gurl. U gonna join boobwars??

You dont wanna jerk off to my tits bro.
Edit* my line is why pay for something theyre giving away free at every bar.

 

[ebgood]

Haha. When I'm done being sick I'll prob kick it off.

hope ya feel better soon

 

[ebgood]

You dont wanna jerk off to my tits bro.
Edit* my line is why pay for something theyre giving away free at every bar.

it sounds hella wierd when gurls call u bro lol. why not? are u tellin me u fall into that 3% of the female population that has ugly titties?

 

[ebgood]

Wait, now I'm confused... I thought alien widow was a dude?

no shes a chica.

 

[Alienwidow]

no shes a chica.

Well actually im a tranny. But close enough

 

[Alienwidow]

it sounds hella wierd when gurls call u bro lol. why not? are u tellin me u fall into that 3% of the female population that has ugly titties?

Yes, very ugly, although i was bench pressing today so theyre a little more firm

 

[cannawizard]

hhhmmm.. i dont see any boobs at all, i was lured by the "best tits of riu" title... sigh , atleast now i know alienwidow is a tranny with firm boobs

 

[GreatwhiteNorth]

no shes a chica.

Nahh, I'm guessing copious amounts of chest hair centered around the nipples, amI right @Alienwidow?



I remember a bit of "back story" that would validate that.

 

[Alienwidow]

Nahh, I'm guessing copious amounts of chest hair centered around the nipples, amI right @Alienwidow?



I remember a bit of "back story" that would validate that.

Cummon, we almost had a good rumor train started im wondering which back story your thinking of though. Was it the teach me to eat beaver thread?

 

[GreatwhiteNorth]

Cummon, we almost had a good rumor train started im wondering which back story your thinking of though. Was it the teach me to eat beaver thread?

Before you used this account - I remember you by another name which I won't mention.

 

[Alienwidow]

Before you used this account - I remember you by another name which I won't mention.

Thank you sir im just glad someone remembers me ffs lol

 

[Alienwidow]

Before you used this account - I remember you by another name which I won't mention.

I even told everyone it was me after the court shit was done and still nobody remembers me lol

 

[GreatwhiteNorth]

I even told everyone it was me after the court shit was done and still nobody remembers me lol

Yer good in my book bro.

 

[Dr.Pecker]

 

[Alienwidow]

Yer good in my book bro.

Thanks buddy, im glad to see your still around. Everytime i see bigsby i tell him to get his ass back on here but hes got so much going on hes just too busy. Place has kinda turned into a circus these days eh?

 

[thump easy]

In 2010/'11(?) there was a 'hottest girls/women of riu' thread. it's wat first got me interested in the internetz. some guy named crypt keeper was runnin the thread. @thump easy did you see it

no i didnt or i dont remember

 

[Dr.Pecker]

Well actually im a tranny. But close enough

I even told everyone it was me after the court shit was done and still nobody remembers me lol

wtf? We will now