Worst break up on RIU - MORPHEUS

[Craftybiatch]

Listen to her body:

And all things shall be wet.


Remember to inspect the region thoroughly before placing your face near it. Some beavers can appear safe at first glance, but underneath that fur could be unimaginable amounts of festering parasitic infectious legions.

If everything checks out, then get to work. You can probably get away with raw dawgn it purely based off of visual observation. Just to be safe.

Source: http://www.cosmopolitan.com/

And if all else fails, go to that search engine which starts with a G and enter ' Vice Guide to Eating '.

 

[see4]

is this what you call best tits???

The Boss got some flapjacks on his chest.

 

[see4]

And if all else fails, go to that search engine which starts with a G and enter ' Vice Guide to Eating '.

I uhhhh. Ummmmm.

http://www.vice.com/read/guide-eating-pussy-100-guides

 

[Craftybiatch]

I uhhhh. Ummmmm.

http://www.vice.com/read/guide-eating-pussy-100-guides

Totally, eh ? No excuses now boys.

@Yessica...

 

[see4]

Totally, eh ? No excuses now boys.

@Yessica...

I've always been good at eating pussy. Been a master of the craft for about 20 years now.

 

[Singlemalt]

 

[Pinworm]

He said little baby ducks and I just completely lost my shit.

 

[6ohMax]

 

[Yessica...]

Totally, eh ? No excuses now boys.

@Yessica...

 

[DutchKillsRambo]

I've always been good at eating pussy. Been a master of the craft for about 20 years now.

I mean its not all that hard. Just lock down your jaw like a pitbull on the clitoris and pull an alligator death roll. Comes every time.

 

[a senile fungus]

I mean its not all that hard. Just lock down your jaw like a pitbull on the clitoris and pull an alligator death roll. Comes every time.

Jeezus, that made ME cringe and I lack a clitoris.

 

[Craftybiatch]

I mean its not all that hard. Just lock down your jaw like a pitbull on the clitoris and pull an alligator death roll. Comes every time.

Maybe if your lady friend's bits are made of titanium .

 

[Yessica...]

I mean its not all that hard. Just lock down your jaw like a pitbull on the clitoris and pull an alligator death roll. Comes every time.

 

[a senile fungus]

Maybe if your lady friend's bits are made of titanium .

David Guetta - Titanium ft. Sia (Official Video):

 

[DutchKillsRambo]

I dunno, that's how I saw it done on Mythbusters and they wouldn't lie so.

 

[ebgood]

soooo... wheres the new boob challenge thread????

 

[Yessica...]

soooo... wheres the new boob challenge thread????

It's hidden, we have to keep it from the Mods.

To find it you'll have to decipher a series of clues, each more fiendish than the next...

 

[see4]

i just wanted to make a post. hi everybody.

 

[Yessica...]

i just wanted to make a post. hi everybody.

HUGE fan of your magic sigs.

 

[see4]

@Yessica... how 'bout i show you mine if you show me yours?


























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