farmasensist
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Has anyone else driven off with the gas pump still in the tank? I did it twice. The first time the hose detached from the pump, i think there is a quick release so people dont completely fuck everything up.
Dude wtf is my car.....?
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Oh so much shit..... How many reservoirs have I fucked up? How many plants were maimed? I've gotten into the wrong car and my key started it! Talk about a shock. So I made a game of moving this other students car around the parking lot, good times, someone finally ratted me out and then my car started moving!
I've lost my car in the, old, Disneyland parking lot so at least there was only one level to contend with. Except it wasn't my car it was my boyfriends who was on shift and came out after work and couldn't find the car. Do you know how long it takes for the Disneyland parking lot to clear? Yeah.
I forgot to slide my feet into the strap on the catamaran and tumbled into the Bajia de los Tigres, when we picked up enough speed to fly a hull and my friends were to stoned to turn the cat so I had to swim to Ensenada.
One of the most embarrassing was tucking the back of one of my skirts into my pantyhose (and no I was not wearing underwear), everyone got to see my ass. I still blush over that one. I could write a book on stupid shit I've pulled.
I've lost my car in the, old, Disneyland parking lot so at least there was only one level to contend with. Except it wasn't my car it was my boyfriends who was on shift and came out after work and couldn't find the car. Do you know how long it takes for the Disneyland parking lot to clear? Yeah.
I forgot to slide my feet into the strap on the catamaran and tumbled into the Bajia de los Tigres, when we picked up enough speed to fly a hull and my friends were to stoned to turn the cat so I had to swim to Ensenada.
One of the most embarrassing was tucking the back of one of my skirts into my pantyhose (and no I was not wearing underwear), everyone got to see my ass. I still blush over that one. I could write a book on stupid shit I've pulled.
whitebb2727
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Indagrow
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What about things you do unconsciously and don't even realize until you are told by someone else.
Everytime I get in a Chevy or a GMC I ALWAYS turn the headlight on, don't even realize I do it. My girl has a blaze and I leave her headlight on because the setting is different with auto headlights then what I'm used to. She's constantly bitching about it.. But then I realize my unconsciousness ways one day when I hopped in to get a gauge cluster I had in the cab, step out and the light reminder alarm is on.. WTF.. Didn't turn it on or have any recollection of doing it. I think I need to trip again
Everytime I get in a Chevy or a GMC I ALWAYS turn the headlight on, don't even realize I do it. My girl has a blaze and I leave her headlight on because the setting is different with auto headlights then what I'm used to. She's constantly bitching about it.. But then I realize my unconsciousness ways one day when I hopped in to get a gauge cluster I had in the cab, step out and the light reminder alarm is on.. WTF.. Didn't turn it on or have any recollection of doing it. I think I need to trip again
Welcome to getting old
he he....
see4
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Could people see your toe?
I dunno contrary to what my children believe I do not have eyes in the back of my head and even if I did I would not have had the 'perspective' required to ascertain what you ask.
But from the later stories that came around (it happened at work), everyone knew what I was packin' ... blush...
Iloveskywalkerog
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Dude that's just dumb even If you are stoned
see4
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Oh. I was referring to your feet and whether you have painted toe nails.
Or was I?
LOL I know all about you and your purple throbbing passion fruit
There was a silver lining to my embarrassing maneuver. I've always hated my ass so it was actually somewhat reassuring when over the course of the next week or so a bunch of guys evinced heated interest in me, or rather my ass by proxy.
BDOGKush
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I'm horrible about this and sometimes I pack a bowl but am already so damn high that I forget about it. Though it is nice to wake up and see that the weed fairy already got your wake and bake session ready.
Alienwidow
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That would have been WAY too boring. This is the internet bro. Anything goes
tytheguy111
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I dont see how chicks try to get you to fuck them and get in a relationship with you when your taken lol
Like you know you can't trust him if he's cheating on his significant other but, oh well I ain't judging
I have a service dog. One of his service's is to find my damn car and hold me at it until I recognize it.
makka
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was on a driving lesson and blazed a fat j right b4 so guys telling me what to do as im driving down road and says turn right so i indicate right get to junction and turn left into oncoming traffic guy slammed on haha when guy said what ya doing i was like turning right my head was smoked i had to pull over and gather my wits then carry on ha
Gary Goodson
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Dr.Pecker
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They make an app for that. And you dont have to feed it.