That's just fucked up dude - looking @ you're avi I heard Farley say that.
Dude wtf is my car.....?
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Alienwidow
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Cummon, ill make all my words pink and you can pretend im a girl
TripleMindedGee5150
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Shit I always forget my wallet. Hate that shit. Get all the way where I need to be and "fuck I forgot my wallet"
Only time I hear that I'm a pothead.
Also one time the biggest derp was when I dropped the popcorn and cherry coke . Both full movie hadn't even started.
But it was my wife's fault. Technically mine but I had just pounded an edible so when she said "hold this " I thought I closed my grip.
And I didn't know if she meant hold the soda or the popcorn so I just derpped the fuck out.
She was pisssssed
Only time I hear that I'm a pothead.
Also one time the biggest derp was when I dropped the popcorn and cherry coke . Both full movie hadn't even started.
But it was my wife's fault. Technically mine but I had just pounded an edible so when she said "hold this " I thought I closed my grip.
And I didn't know if she meant hold the soda or the popcorn so I just derpped the fuck out.
She was pisssssed
Alienwidow
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He didnt even give me a chance! You cant tell the difference in the dark! Everytime!
Alienwidow
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Hilarious! That stuff you dropped probably cost twenty bucks to replace.
ebgood
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Why would i have to pretend? Ur a girl.Cummon, ill make all my words pink and you can pretend im a girl
With ya there - I love the syrup regardless of the color of the jug - but being married I don't allow myself to sample other vintages.
I'm weak & I know it, so I just say no right off the bat.
TripleMindedGee5150
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Actually , my wife went out there and told them her husband is an idiot or some shit. Was like a women sticking together type shit.
I'm glad otherwise Spiderman would have sucked.
She came back relieved they didn't make her pay again. She has good karma
TripleMindedGee5150
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What sucks is wen you run into women that find married men as a challenge. So no means yes, means maybe means no back to yes.
Alienwidow
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Yesss! Hes still talking to me...
Umm..ya im a girl, like of course. So you wanna like exchange numbers and get really drunk together and crazy and stuff, like do stuff, like together drunk?
I've got a couple of cool gals that will find ways to toss in very subtle invite in a convo - they know I'm not gonna go for it, but they're dedicated.
I kinda like the attention, but then again I'll always turn down the goodies.
I've got a very pretty girl & she trust's me - I won't let her down..
Alienwidow
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Alienwidow
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your a good man. If i had a vagina id offer you my goodies.
vro
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no i never drive when im that high
Alienwidow
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Craftybiatch
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Mangina ?
Alienwidow
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My mangina is only for @ebgood . Its funny how many times i was asked if i was a woman since i showed back up. Mainliner of course asked me.
see4
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I think mainliner is gay. He has expressly admitted it to me. His avatar clearly shows support for the LGBT community. I say kudos to mainliner for being so open about his homosexuality!My mangina is only for @ebgood . Its funny how many times i was asked if i was a woman since i showed back up. Mainliner of course asked me.
TripleMindedGee5150
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Damn that would suck. Reminds me of the time I made the narcs at my highschool chase me. The main narc left her keys in the ignition with the car running.
She made me get them out too...
