Alienwidow
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I always walk up to my front door and pull my keys out and press the unlock button for my truck at the door knob and then try to open it. Then i feel dumb....again. Ive done it like twenty times. (Self face palm)
better patent that shit!I always walk up to my front door and pull my keys out and press the unlock button for my truck at the door knob and then try to open it. Then i feel dumb....again. Ive done it like twenty times. (Self face palm)
Hot pocket !@Diabolical666 Whatcha think about this one?
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Sorry back to derp stoner moves...
Queen of blades?@Diabolical666 Whatcha think about this one?
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Sorry back to derp stoner moves...
Not sure, I googassed satan girl or some shit like that and this was the coolest oneQueen of blades?
That just reminded me of a time i was baked and living on the twentieth floor. Elevator went up and stopped a couple times and everyone got off, next stop i get off and carry a cooler full of lobsters into my condo and walk in, st them down in the tv room and realize its not even my place so i run out and forget the lobsters! I snuck back in real quietly when i realized i left them in there. I ran out so fast because there was someone in the shower. Turns out i had stopped on the twevth floor rather than the twentieth floor. Damn people had the same set up as me. The lobster bake was pretty hilarious after that.Went to a buddies to grill out. We were living in a trailer park at the time. Came home about midnight and tried like hell for a couple of minutes to unlock the door. I then proceeded to knock and when the wife didn't answer I knocked harder. My wife come out of the next trailer and asked if I was alright. I realized then I pulled in one trailer short. Lucky nobody was home to shoot me.
Ummm. Did you leave part of the story out?That just reminded me of a time i was baked and living on the twentieth floor. Elevator went up and stopped a couple times and everyone got off, next stop i get off and carry a cooler full of lobsters into my condo and walk in, st them down in the tv room
No your high manUmmm. Did you leave part of the story out?
I guess it didn't load the page right. Before I made that post your story stopped after the word TV. I just got a 502 error. May have something to do with it. Or I'm high. LolNo your high man
Nah i hit post reply with my finger before i was done lol im soo high. Just finished work and im white girl wasted.I guess it didn't load the page right. Before I made that post your story stopped after the word TV. I just got a 502 error. May have something to do with it. Or I'm high. Lol
yea ,i do that shit often enough to know i got issues5 minutes lookin' for my lighter when it's already in my hand
r u a white girl?Nah i hit post reply with my finger before i was done lol im soo high. Just finished work and im white girl wasted.
You're half right - probably not the half you want though.r u a white girl?
well damn...half right about the white part or the girl part? only one would be an issueYou're half right - probably not the half you want though.
Depends, are you going to pay me if i let you make my ass bleed?r u a white girl?
Nah first im not really into assholes second i dont pay for chicks for anything but food. I was just wondern lolDepends, are you going to pay me if i let you make my ass bleed?