Worst break up on RIU - MORPHEUS

[Alienwidow]

Yessica you keep this shit up and were going to have to nominate you for rius funniest female poster.

 

[rory420420]

I got rid of that like 15 years ago,,this works pretty good now though,,,,when my wife isn't in the passenger seat

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Keep on Growin

HoLE

You need rims,and the girlfriend of the wife. .something's off

 

[Yessica...]

Yessica you keep this shit up and were going to have to nominate you for rius funniest female poster.

I do not believe that is a real thing...although if it was the trophy would probably look like this:

 

[ODanksta]

 

[ODanksta]

I do not believe that is a real thing...although if it was the trophy would probably look like this:
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That's kinda small

 

[ODanksta]

 

[Alienwidow]

I do not believe that is a real thing...although if it was the trophy would probably look like this:
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Im serious yessi, to my knowledge theres never been a girl like you on here. I just laughed so hard a little pee came out.

 

[Cpappa27]

There I replied
Now show me the way to the glory hole please.

 

[mainliner]

whats lurking?

im thick

seriously?

 

[Yessica...]

Im serious yessi, to my knowledge theres never been a girl like you on here. I just laughed so hard a little pee came out.

I'm a little bit on the mental side...most girls probably have better things to do. Like blowing dudes for pocket change or buying accessories for their cats...or whatever people do...haha

View count: 300 something! Guess the gang-bang worked.

 

[Alienwidow]

I'm a little bit on the mental side...most girls probably have better things to do. Like blowing dudes for pocket change or buying accessories for their cats...or whatever people do...haha

View count: 300 something! Guess the gang-bang worked.

I have a five gallon bucket full of change. Where are these girls you speak of?

 

[Cpappa27]

So where do I install this pussy magnet?

 

[Yessica...]

So where do I install this pussy magnet?

Oh balls, I can't see that picture. I'm getting FOMO. Is it good? Super funny?

I bet I would laugh. Fuck...

Um...describe it. Is it a cat stuck to a fridge? Or something stuck to a vagina? Ooooooh the possibilities.

Why the butt won't my computer let me see it?

 

[Cpappa27]

Oh balls, I can't see that picture. I'm getting FOMO. Is it good? Super funny?

I bet I would laugh. Fuck...

Um...describe it. Is it a cat stuck to a fridge? Or something stuck to a vagina? Ooooooh the possibilities.

Why the butt won't my computer let me see it?

I tried to copy the image but it didnt work so i just uploaded

 

[ODanksta]

Oh balls, I can't see that picture. I'm getting FOMO. Is it good? Super funny?

I bet I would laugh. Fuck...

Um...describe it. Is it a cat stuck to a fridge? Or something stuck to a vagina? Ooooooh the possibilities.

Why the butt won't my computer let me see it?

It's a horse, but not this kind..

 

[Yessica...]

So where do I install this pussy magnet?

Ooooooooh a CAR...hahaha.

Funny that a car gets people laid. It does, I agree. Just funny.

I can honestly say, never have I ever banged a dude because of his car.

This also gave me a new idea for a thread title...

 

[ODanksta]

Speaking of horses... http://www.deathandtaxesmag.com/232845/man-smokes-weed-sucks-horses-dick/

 

[Yessica...]

Title change, still at 302 Views.



...well, does it?

 

[Yessica...]

Speaking of horses... http://www.deathandtaxesmag.com/232845/man-smokes-weed-sucks-horses-dick/

"He was also wearing a face mask and blue wind pants with holes cut around the crotch and ass areas."

That's the best part of this story. He MADE pants 'specially for it!

 

[Cpappa27]

Title change, still at 302 Views.

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...well, does it?

Thats a cool little clip. How do you do that, get little clips like that and post them?