Confessions

[HoLE]

I did not get to put it in my wife's butt last night... She fell asleep on me, I thought about jerkin off on her butt cheeks while she was sleeping, but then I thought I'd end up having to clean it so I just passed out with her...

Lame, I know

you shoulda rested a chocolate glazed donut on her ass and jerked all over her just for the pic

Keep on Growin

HoLE

 

[Gary Goodson]

you shoulda rested a chocolate glazed donut on her ass and jerked all over her just for the pic

Keep on Growin

HoLE

Hahahahahaha

 

[Dyna Ryda]

My parents tried that once. Then they realized privacy was for their own piece of mind and not for my sake. Also about the time I realized that I'm an excibitionist.

Also making eye contact with your mom while wrestling the one eyed venom shooter and not breaking pace makes for a very uncomfortable family dinner later that afternoon.

Up until now I was really happy I had a son instead of a girl. If my son ever did that to me or his mom I'm afraid I'd punch him right in the throat.

Otherwise, it was funny to read about, +rep for sharing.

 

[Mad Hamish]

Up until now I was really happy I had a son instead of a girl. If my son ever did that to me or his mom I'm afraid I'd punch him right in the throat.

Otherwise, it was funny to read about, +rep for sharing.

Much better would be a comment along the lines of: Slow down, if you rub any more of that thing off you won't be able to find it, looks like most of it is gone already'. scarred for life.

 

[rory420420]

Much better would be a comment along the lines of: Slow down, if you rub any more of that thing off you won't be able to find it, looks like most of it is gone already'. scarred for life.

Parenting with sarcasm and terror is always fun..works best too!

 

[Mad Hamish]

Parenting with sarcasm and terror is always fun..works best too!

No BS kids have zero mercy, I remember what I was like. Only way to go is to be irrefutably dominant BUT not be a total dick. Anything that can be laughed about later can't become a raw nerve is my feeling.

 

[iamnobody]

Backed into a car while leaving work this morning.

It was two hours before the store opened and the only cars in the parking lot were from my coworkers (or so I thought). Nobody knew who the car belonged to so I wrote a note with my name and number. I went to put it under the wiper blade then decided to take everyone at works advice and just leave it be. There was no damage to the car aside from a minor scratch on front bumper, and apparently the car broke down and was left there (at least that's what I was told when I tried to find the owner).

Found the guy I hit. It was one of my coworkers. He doesn't want to bother with insurance over a minor scratch, but I'm still going to give him a little bit of cash next payday to make up for it.

Alls well that ends well.

 

[HoLE]

Found the guy I hit. It was one of my coworkers. He doesn't want to bother with insurance over a minor scratch, but I'm still going to give him a little bit of cash next payday to make up for it.

Alls well that ends well.

Your a good man

Keep on Growin

HoLE

 

[iamnobody]

Your a good man

Keep on Growin

HoLE

Yeah, I had the wrong make/model when I tried to find the owner the first time so nobody realized it was his car. I recognized it later when the two of us shared a shift together.

 

[HoLE]

Yeah, I had the wrong make/model when I tried to find the owner the first time so nobody realized it was his car. I recognized it later when the two of us shared a shift together.

Like I said,,,your a good man,,,be happy to know ya

Keep on Growin

HoLE

 

[Hookabelly]

I may have lost the anal battle last night, but I havent lost the war!! Lol

Plus I think I made the right choice, those steaks WERE killer

See? all that red meat in your colons cause lethargy and apathy. lucky for you your asshole will still get a work out passing all that mess. LOL

 

[Unclebaldrick]

I feel guilty when the postman shows up at 9 am on a Sunday to deliver something totally non essential that we just happened o order on Friday.

 

[Gary Goodson]

I feel guilty when the postman shows up at 9 am on a Sunday to deliver something totally non essential that we just happened o order on Friday.

Lol I don't, you're actually helping him feed his family holmes

 

[Unclebaldrick]

Lol I don't, you're actually helping him feed his family holmes

I just wish they would wait until after ten. His early arrival makes me feel guilty for sleeping so late.

 

[Hookabelly]

I just wish they would wait until after ten. His early arrival makes me feel guilty for sleeping so late.

WhY? I never feel guilty sleeping in-and I am a morning person so it's rare. If you need the sleep you need the sleep. Fuck guilt.

 

[Unclebaldrick]

I feel strangly charitable toward finch-agie these days. I guess I realized that there are worse things.

 

[6ohMax]

I did not get to put it in my wife's butt last night... She fell asleep on me, I thought about jerkin off on her butt cheeks while she was sleeping, but then I thought I'd end up having to clean it so I just passed out with her...

Lame, I know

DOnt feel bad, I feel asleep while my EXGF was slobbing my shlong after I graduated basic training...hey i was tired

 

[6ohMax]

I feel guilty when the postman shows up at 9 am on a Sunday to deliver something totally non essential that we just happened o order on Friday.

SInce when does a postal office or man work on a Sunday?

 

[Unclebaldrick]

SInce when does a postal office or man work on a Sunday?

I don't know. There is not normal delivery. But if you order from Amazon, they will deliver it on Sunday. I expect there is a special deal. But seriously, in about five minutes, the doorbell is going to ring. And there will be a crib mobile and a replacement remote for the garage door.

This is what comes of Amazon Prime

 

[GreatwhiteNorth]

I don't know. There is not normal delivery. But if you order from Amazon, they will deliver it on Sunday. I expect there is a special deal. But seriously, in about five minutes, the doorbell is going to ring. And there will be a crib mobile and a replacement remote for the garage door.

This is what comes of Amazon Prime

Not in my part of Merica.
Fuck, they're only open for an hour on Saturdays & that's for parcel's only.