Confessions

[Indagrow]

since this thread just took a sexy left curve ill share a story:

i let a chick piss in my mouth one time

felt pretty neutral

not good nor bad

Supposed to be the other way around, that's like the wrong kinda threesome.. Did you clean her dishes and dust off her house plants before or after?

 

[Indagrow]

I retract that, shouldn't attack you for a confession... If she is still around wrap your head in Saran Wrap and have her shit on it... Or for beginners lay under a glass coffee table and let her dump her butt out on top of it

 

[tytheguy111]

Supposed to be the other way around, that's like the wrong kinda threesome.. Did you clean her dishes and dust off her house plants before or after?

lol no it wasnt a sub dom type thing


i am however a dom hahaha

 

[Indagrow]

lol no it wasnt a sub dom type thing


i am however a dom hahaha

 

[mainliner]

i use to lie about my offshore bank dollars when i was a teenager lol

it was much simpler back then





fuckin mainliner

 

[bu$hleaguer]

lol no it wasnt a sub dom type thing


i am however a dom hahaha

 

[tytheguy111]

i use to lie about my offshore bank dollars when i was a teenager lol

it was much simpler back then





fuckin mainliner

ohhhhh i c now

 

[mainliner]

ha i also confess to lieing that i shot a dude in a drive by ha !!

was much simpler back then

 

[Skuxx]

Sometimes when I beat off, I like to stick ice cubes up my asshole. Don't judge me.

Don't give me ideas dammit.

 

[Skuxx]

what do you do when it melts?????

You can made ice cube balloons. Wait, I don't know about this.

 

[tytheguy111]

You can made ice cube balloons. Wait, I don't know about this.

no no too hard

fill a condom with water

freeze it

den stick it in ur ass and let it melt on your prostate i reckon

 

[Hookabelly]

no no too hard

fill a condom with water

freeze it

den stick it in ur ass and let it melt on your prostate i reckon

OW!! You'd get freezer burn

 

[Skuxx]

no no too hard

fill a condom with water

freeze it

same fucking thing!

 

[tytheguy111]

same fucking thing!

Naw

That would be in the shape of a dick

An ice cube isn't and could like rip ur asshole up like a gerbil shaken in a bag of coke

 

[Pinworm]

I confess. I am actually mainliner, skywalkerog, and all of the worst socks here.

 

[Yessica...]

I confess, sometimes the voices tell me I must put up pictures when they pop into my head, or the world will end...

worst socks.

Whew, that feels better.

 

[Bublonichronic]

Iv been celibate for 8 years...

 

[Gary Goodson]

I did not get to put it in my wife's butt last night... She fell asleep on me, I thought about jerkin off on her butt cheeks while she was sleeping, but then I thought I'd end up having to clean it so I just passed out with her...

Lame, I know

 

[Indagrow]

She passed out.. That's the classic go ahead..


"You look like the kinda girl that will let me do anything when your unconscious, you dirty little.."

Happy birthday dude those steaks looked killer, some times you have to choose your battles

 

[Gary Goodson]

She passed out.. That's the classic go ahead..


"You look like the kinda girl that will let me do anything when your unconscious, you dirty little.."

Happy birthday dude those steaks looked killer, some times you have to choose your battles

I may have lost the anal battle last night, but I havent lost the war!! Lol

Plus I think I made the right choice, those steaks WERE killer