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Indagrow

Indagrow

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I didn't put together that my girl blowing a fuse with her hair dryer in turn put one of my mothers in complete darkness for a couple days before I managed to get my ass down to the breaker. So to punish her for a little tiff via not being able to use the vanity I made her, I finned a mother.... Dang
 
Unclebaldrick

Unclebaldrick

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Mad Hamish said:
Confession: I am getting a little bored with smoking weed. And I don't like smoking less, then tolerance goes too low and I get too wasted and become useless. Considering just not toking, packing up the grow, and just being annoying in general because I get a little jumpy as a non smoker. But it sounds like fun right now. Shit. Turning into a square. And I don't mind.
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iamnobody

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Backed into a car while leaving work this morning.

It was two hours before the store opened and the only cars in the parking lot were from my coworkers (or so I thought). Nobody knew who the car belonged to so I wrote a note with my name and number. I went to put it under the wiper blade then decided to take everyone at works advice and just leave it be. There was no damage to the car aside from a minor scratch on front bumper, and apparently the car broke down and was left there (at least that's what I was told when I tried to find the owner).
 
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iamnobody

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Willy Wallace said:
i confess im to much of a pussy to slit my wrist proply
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curious2garden said:
Except for those times when I took their bedroom doors away :) Privacy was something you earned at my house.
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My parents tried that once. Then they realized privacy was for their own piece of mind and not for my sake. Also about the time I realized that I'm an excibitionist.

Also making eye contact with your mom while wrestling the one eyed venom shooter and not breaking pace makes for a very uncomfortable family dinner later that afternoon.

Willy Wallace said:
i confess im to much of a pussy to slit my wrist proply
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Word of advice. Cutting is very ineffective. it has a less than 5% chance of actual success. The only way to properly due it would require more than just a razor blade. You have to go above and beyond with medication and environmental settings. I won't say anymore on what else you need to do, because I will not give you a "how to" on suicide.

I will say this though; employer's, coworkers, customers, and even strangers will question why you have vertical slashes halfway up each forearm. Also having "SORRY" scarred into your arm as well is a sure fire way to end up in an H.R. office with the overly "concerned" councilor offering you help, and time off to sort out your problems.

Also avoid pills. I took a full bottle of Aspirin 10 years ago and to this day i have chronic stomach problems.


If you need someone to talk to you have a Whole community of rejects here that are more than willing to bend their ear for you, and even place foot in ass if the situation calls for it.
 
Hookabelly

Hookabelly

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iamnobody said:
Backed into a car while leaving work this morning.

It was two hours before the store opened and the only cars in the parking lot were from my coworkers (or so I thought). Nobody knew who the car belonged to so I wrote a note with my name and number. I went to put it under the wiper blade then decided to take everyone at works advice and just leave it be. There was no damage to the car aside from a minor scratch on front bumper, and apparently the car broke down and was left there (at least that's what I was told when I tried to find the owner).
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@iamnobody Here's the other side of that logic. When I got backed into there were NO visible damage on the exterior but a mess under the hood

http://rollitup.org/t/to-the-piece-of-shit-who-backed-into-me-then-took-off.863173/
 
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iamnobody

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Hookabelly said:
@iamnobody Here's the other side of that logic. When I got backed into there were NO visible damage on the exterior but a mess under the hood

http://rollitup.org/t/to-the-piece-of-shit-who-backed-into-me-then-took-off.863173/
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If the car was broke down, and I left a note admitting to hitting the car. The guy could easily (and experience says he would) start saying "He wrecked my car!" and I'd end up being liable for a mess of damages that I didn't cause. I've been screwed over too many times for doing the right thing to know not put my neck out like that.

It really is a no-win situation here...
 
Hookabelly

Hookabelly

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iamnobody said:
If the car was broke down, and I left a note admitting to hitting the car. The guy could easily (and experience says he would) start saying "He wrecked my car!" and I'd end up being liable for a mess of damages that I didn't cause. I've been screwed over too many times for doing the right thing to know not put my neck out like that.

It really is a no-win situation here...
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Unclebaldrick

Unclebaldrick

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iamnobody said:
If the car was broke down, and I left a note admitting to hitting the car. The guy could easily (and experience says he would) start saying "He wrecked my car!" and I'd end up being liable for a mess of damages that I didn't cause. I've been screwed over too many times for doing the right thing to know not put my neck out like that.

It really is a no-win situation here...
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For you.
 
curious2garden

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iamnobody said:
My parents tried that once. Then they realized privacy was for their own piece of mind and not for my sake. Also about the time I realized that I'm an excibitionist.

Also making eye contact with your mom while wrestling the one eyed venom shooter and not breaking pace makes for a very uncomfortable family dinner later that afternoon.....snip......
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LOL that is very funny and so very sad, you have no idea. I am so sorry that was your experience as an adolescent.

In my house if you had been close to 18 I would have congratulated you on attaining your majority, gifted you with a small suitcase, assisted you with packing a couple changes of clothes and shown you the door.

Under 18 and I'd have had you admitted to a psychiatric hospital, to examine your Oedipal issues.
 
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iamnobody

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curious2garden said:
LOL that is very funny and so very sad, you have no idea. I am so sorry that was your experience as an adolescent.

In my house if you had been close to 18 I would have congratulated you on attaining your majority, gifted you with a small suitcase assisted you with packing a couple changes of clothes and shown you the door.

Under 18 and I'd have had you admitted to a psychiatric hospital, to examine your Oedipal issues.
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I left before my parents had the chance to kick me out.

Sad truth is that moving out has brought us closer together.

My mom doesn't want me to kill myself anymore which is a step forward I think.

True story - My mom told me to kill myself when I was 17. Then she got mad at me when I tried.

I swear you just can't please some people :P
 
curious2garden

curious2garden

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iamnobody said:
I left before my parents had the chance to kick me out.

Sad truth is that moving out has brought us closer together.

My mom doesn't want me to kill myself anymore which is a step forward I think.

True story - My mom told me to kill myself when I was 17. Then she got mad at me when I tried.

I swear you just can't please some people :P
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Precisely my point. I am very sorry for you and think many children have this type of chaos in their lives. The fact you would feel it was appropriate escalation to masturbate while locking eyes with your mom speaks volumes.
 
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