I am soliciting your best advice for being a dad....

[Hookabelly]

No. Less than an hour before he was out of her belly. She'll be here for 48 hours.

Sounds like one of mine. Makes labor really interesting when they decide to arrive so fast. Wait 'til La Leche Leage show up in the hops. room. (oh I mean the breast feeding "helper") THAT was a trip. I ended up ordering that woman OUT of my hosp. room. She had this "thing" about badgering my husband.

 

[curious2garden]

No. Less than an hour before he was out of her belly. She'll be here for 48 hours.

Damn I didn't get a picture! I am disappointed. I still wish you the very best. With her going so fast did they even have time for an epidural?

Does she want to sleep or eat and how are YOU holding up? A tad weak in the knees possibly? LOL
congratulations to both you

 

[Singlemalt]

Sounds like one of mine. Makes labor really interesting when they decide to arrive so fast. Wait 'til La Leche Leage show up in the hops. room. (oh I mean the breast feeding "helper") THAT was a trip. I ended up ordering that woman OUT of my hosp. room. She had this "thing" about badgering my husband.

Ahh, she was just showing sisterly solidarity since it was hubby that got you into this predicament.....

 

[CC Dobbs]

Ok, we are at the hospital. Waiting. My darling is in bed with a baby heart monitor on. Everything seems good. She's not really having contractions but her water broke. I'm guessing we are not leaving here without a baby even if they have to induce. So we agreed on the first name, not quite the middle name.

So please give me your best advice for the next 30 years. You don't have to be a parent and you don't need to be serious.

My advice is to pullout but it might be too late for that. Next time, pullout.

 

[insidagain]

Ok, we are at the hospital. Waiting. My darling is in bed with a baby heart monitor on. Everything seems good. She's not really having contractions but her water broke. I'm guessing we are not leaving here without a baby even if they have to induce. So we agreed on the first name, not quite the middle name.

So please give me your best advice for the next 30 years. You don't have to be a parent and you don't need to be serious.

Congrats to you, children are a blessing. your gonna need a couple things...
Starter kit

Get lots of sleep now, because the terrible two's are coming before you know it.
Good luck to you and remember to take deep breaths. Also, I think we burned through four vacuum cleaners, you may wanna grab a couple.

 

[Hookabelly]

Ahh, she was just showing sisterly solidarity since it was hubby that got you into this predicament.....

Not even. She was a total bitch with an agenda. I think if she had any sisters she killed them.

 

[curious2garden]

Not even. She was a total bitch with an agenda. I think if she had any sisters she killed them.

LOL if you don't like men and you don't like women it sort of limits one's options!

 

[Singlemalt]

Congrats, Baldrick! Now ya gotta walk on glass for a bit' and your standard glibness may not work with the sweetie for awhile

 

[neosapien]

Congrats PoppaBaldrick!! I think? I think I missed a post. An hour! and natural. Way to go mom!!

 

[Hookabelly]

Congrats, Baldrick! Now ya gotta walk on glass for a bit' and your standard glibness may not work with the sweetie for awhile

sage advice

 

[chewberto]

you look exactly how i imagined you would. lust at first sight.

What? Did you expect NOT to fall straight up in love with me?

 

[chewberto]

Oh yeah. Another thing, Your wife might be a bitch for a few weeks while the hormones die down. Try not to kill her...

 

[Unclebaldrick]

Congrats PoppaBaldrick!! I think? I think I missed a post. An hour! and natural. Way to go mom!!

Yeah, I posted a picture making sure not to get his mom's nipple in it - but forgot about her name on the hospital bracelet. Lol.

Oh, and we decided not to it the tip of his penis off after all. An anteater he shall stay.

 

[Unclebaldrick]

Damn I didn't get a picture! I am disappointed. I still wish you the very best. With her going so fast did they even have time for an epidural?

Does she want to sleep or eat and how are YOU holding up? A tad weak in the knees possibly? LOL
congratulations to both you

After I go home I will edit it and repost.

 

[Unclebaldrick]

Her is another, but his face is scrinchy. He is darn cute. A brunette like his mom.

 

[Hookabelly]

Her is another, but his face is scrinchy. He is darn cute. A brunette like his mom.

How big is he? He looks so plump and healthy!. How's mom doing?

 

[Singlemalt]

Her is another, but his face is scrinchy. He is darn cute. A brunette like his mom.

It changes. I was blond when born, 1yr later I looked like a a guido or a mexican

 

[Diabolical666]

Her is another, but his face is scrinchy. He is darn cute. A brunette like his mom.

oh my gosh wowwww, such beauty. Welcome into the world Opti!!!jk

 

[chewberto]

Her is another, but his face is scrinchy. He is darn cute. A brunette like his mom.

Congrats.

 

[Unclebaldrick]

How big is he? He looks so plump and healthy!. How's mom doing?

7 pounds 9 oz (3260 g), 51 cm

Mom and he are both beautiful and healthy.