Depraved Sex Acts Dictionary (Abriged)

[BigEasy1]

And I believe that's why you've been told since you were a kid not to push. Guess it can happen to anyone. lol

 

[Yessica...]

snoodling
The act of an uncircumcised man stretching his foreskin over the penis-head of a circumcised man and then jacking the uncircumcised man off.

I'm surprised I didn't see it anywhere - many Canadians say it.

"Stop your fucking snoodling and lets go!"

Or maybe I have gross friends...

 

[Milovan]

LEAVE-IN CONDITIONER - Dollops of semen strategically left in a hairdo at a public gathering following fellatio.

A friend of a friend of mine has a big fat stinkin biker bitch for a girlfriend and
she passed out drunk one night so he
squirted semen on her eye lids so when she
woke up in the morning her eyes were encrusted over so she
couldn't open her eyes.



There is what is called "the grip & smear" amongst
the nice stripper ladies that very few can pull off such a feat...
The girl will be upside down at the top of the pole and
grip the pole with her vagina and then slowly slide down the pole
using only the vagina.

Some prefer the "dancers delight" where they will take 2 live big eels
and put one up the butt and the other up the vagina whilst they
hold on to the eels simultaneously and let them squirm in the cooch
and butt then they cut them up in a frying pan and shit and piss in the
pan cook it up and eat it.

 

[rory420420]

We know Fin has Never done this as he would have to have a girl actually willing to let him touch her.

ellen thought he was cute enough,his beard felt like womens pubes..she just kissed him alot though..strange...

 

[bu$hleaguer]

snoodling
The act of an uncircumcised man stretching his foreskin over the penis-head of a circumcised man and then jacking the uncircumcised man off.

I'm surprised I didn't see it anywhere - many Canadians say it.

"Stop your fucking snoodling and lets go!"

Or maybe I have gross friends...

You Canadians are fucked up. Learn the real term, it's Docking.

 

[bu$hleaguer]

The Houdini:

This is when you bang a broad from behind and then when you're close to coming you tell her that your cumming and spit on her back. When she turns around and smiles because she thinks you came, blow your load in her dumb face.

 

[bu$hleaguer]

The bad dog:

This is when you fuck like dogs for a while and then pull out and blow your load on the sheets or floor or whatever is under ya'll. Grab her by the base of the skull and slam her face down into your cum, yelling "see what you've done? Bad dog! Bad dog! Do you see this mess you've made? Bad dog! God Dammit! Bad dog!"

 

[bu$hleaguer]

The Tony Danza:

Here's when you are balls-deep in a woman from behind and while ramming her mercilessly, you proceed to yell, "Who's the boss?! Who's the boss, bitch?!" Typically, she will yell, "You are!" at which point you turn her around, slap her with your cock and yell, "No. Tony Danza's the boss."

 

[Growan]

And they say RIU isn't what it used to be...

 

[Hookabelly]

The Houdini:

This is when you bang a broad from behind and then when you're close to coming you tell her that your cumming and spit on her back. When she turns around and smiles because she thinks you came, blow your load in her dumb face.

Ahhhh Bu$h, I wondered why you were late to this party….

 

[Yessica...]

You Canadians are fucked up. Learn the real term, it's Docking.

That's racist

 

[BarnBuster]

The visual RFLMAO! @BarnBuster : Why do I get the impression you've done all these? They don't read like a cut and paste from Urban dictionary

I was a dirty alley cat back in the day.....

 

[bu$hleaguer]

Ahhhh Bu$h, I wondered why you were late to this party….

I only posted in this thread because it's abridged. I don't do unabridged. It's just not me.

 

[Commander Strax]

The Key West Boomerang:

when you shove your dick up you own ass

 

[BarnBuster]

Chicago Poop Rocket
The act of combining Diet Coke and Mentos in your asshole, while constipated.
Brandon: I'm soooo Backed up.
Will: That's okay, I'll give you a Chicago Poop Rocket!!!

Philadelphia Boxcar
the act of having sex with another persons colostomy hole.
there was this old man who had surgery so that he had to use a colostomy hole in order to poop, and he would go down to the jail yard and sell his colostomy hole for 5 dollars to the inmates so that they could fuck it.
the man is from Philadelphia and his colostomy hole is packed like a boxcar so that is why its called a Philadelphia boxcar.

Boston Blowfish
when someone is tossing your salad and you fart in there mouth causing there cheeks to expand
this girl was licking my cornhole so i gave her the Boston Blowfish

 

[Pinworm]

BEER COCK- Occurs when your honey wants some lovin’, buy you are extremely over served and cannot perform your manly duties. Used in a sentence: “I shouldn’t have had that last beer. I think I’!” (Also referred to in some circles as WHISKEY DICK)
THE BISMARK- Another one involving oral sex. Right before you are about to spew, pull out and shoot all over his/her face. Follow that with a punch and smear the blood and jism together. (aka THE STRAWBERRY SHORTCAKE)

 

[Pinworm]

THE BRONCO- Back to reality with this classic. When you fuck them doggie style, with a breast in each hand, and whisper in their ear: “Your brother/sister likes it this way too.” Also referred to as RODEO SEX.
CAJUN DIP STICK- Take your cock out of the pooper and mix it in the pool of dip spit in the small of their back and then insert. (aka CAJUN HOT STICK and CAJUN LOG)

 

[Pinworm]

DUTCH TREAT - The unexpected result of a DUTCH OVEN gone terribly awry; very messy. (aka GAMBLING AND LOSING)

 

[Pinworm]

FLAMING AMAZON- This one’s for all you pyromaniacs out there. When you’re screwing someone, right when your about to cum, you pull out and quickly grab the nearest lighter and set their pubes on fire, then…extinguish the flames with your jizz!

 

[Pinworm]

JELLY DONUT- A derivation of the Bismark. You have punch them in the nose while you are getting head.