Just this part alone seems messyAlaskan pipeline: the act of pooping in to a condom, freezing the rubber overnight, then inserting it in to ones anus.
Cracker-Packing- A BarnBuster original. Back in the Quaalude days, we would go into the redneck bars, pass out a handful of ludes to all those sweet girls from Olive Hill, Ky and could almost be guaranteed a 3 input gal.
date rapes not original..grandpa was doing it with moonshine in '33Plus reps for originality.
lolburnthe obama..
you dont please anyone,nothing happens,and you shit the bed constantly..
the finshaggy..
blow a load in her ass,insert tampon in her ass,cut and paste everything on r.i.u.,then make her eat the tampon...
ugg,if you can get an erection after she mentions his name..
the donald trump..
fuck her anyway you want..THEN tell her youre broke,bald,and shes fired.
Rear Admiral - An absolute blast. When getting a chic from behind (while both partners standing), make sure you don't let her grab on to anything when she is bent over. Then, drive your hips into her backside so that you end up pushing her forward. The goal is to push her into a wall or table. It's almost as much fun to have her trip on her face on the floor. You become an Admiral when you can push her around the room without crashing into anything and not using your hands to grab onto her hips.
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We know Fin has Never done this as he would have to have a girl actually willing to let him touch her.the obama..
you dont please anyone,nothing happens,and you shit the bed constantly..
the finshaggy..
blow a load in her ass,insert tampon in her ass,cut and paste everything on r.i.u.,then make her eat the tampon...
ugg,if you can get an erection after she mentions his name..
the donald trump..
fuck her anyway you want..THEN tell her youre broke,bald,and shes fired.
Sounds like a bigsby comment.for his retirement homeTHE GUMMY BEAR - Easily performed on a sleeping grandmother. While the old bag is in a pharmaceutical haze with her teeth in a glass, straddle her wrinkled mug and jam your naughty boy down her throat (through her gums) blowing your jack down her withered esophagus. If she wakes up, just tell her she forgot to take her pills and you were helping her. A fun variation on this is to turn around just as she wakes up, put her dentures in your ass and start screaming at her like a wild talking asshole (which, of course, you are).
EWWWW!!!! LOLThe Rasberry muffin-Motorboating the vag while shes on her period,then pulling the chord with your teeth.