Depraved Sex Acts Dictionary (Abriged)

BarnBuster

BarnBuster

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Donkey Punch - Banging a girl doggy style and then moments before you cum, sticking your dick in her ass, and then punching her in the back of the head. This gives a tremendous sensation, but for it to work correctly, the girl must be knocked out so that her asshole tightens up.

Dog in a Bathtub - This is a proper name for when you attempt to insert your nuts into a girl's ass. It is so named because it can be just as hard as keeping a dog in the tub while giving it a bath.

New York Style Taco - Anytime when you are so drunk that when you go down, you boot on her box. Happy trails.

Tuna Melt - You're down on a chick lapping away and discover that it just happens to be the time of the month. By no means do you stop though. When the whale spews, tartar sauce with a hint of raspberry smothers your face.

Rear Admiral - An absolute blast. When getting a chic from behind (while both partners standing), make sure you don't let her grab on to anything when she is bent over. Then, drive your hips into her backside so that you end up pushing her forward. The goal is to push her into a wall or table. It's almost as much fun to have her trip on her face on the floor. You become an Admiral when you can push her around the room without crashing into anything and not using your hands to grab onto her hips.

The Zombie Mask - While getting head from your favorite, unsuspecting, trash-barrel whore, tell her you want her to look right up at you with those pretty little eyes" when you blow your load. Then, just when you're ready to spew a good week's worth of goo, blast that hefty load in both eyes. This temporary state of blindness will produce the zombie effect as she stumbles around the room with arms outstretched, and moaning like the walking dead.
 
bu$hleaguer

bu$hleaguer

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Munging:


Two lovers go to a graveyard. They dig up a fresh corpse. Hopefully female because it has an extra hole. They fuck each other and the corpse until one partner stands on the headstone and the other lays down and puts their mouth over the vagina and anus of the corpse. The one on the headstone leaps off the headstone and lands as hard as possible on the stomach of the corpse. The lucky Pierre in this situation swallows all the cum, internal organ sludge and maggots and whatever else shoots out of the holes.
 
bu$hleaguer

bu$hleaguer

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Portuguese mudslide:

A common act of lovers in Portugal. The man squats over the face of his loving partner and lays his stinky wrinkled fuck bag on the eyes of his bitch. He then yells "ole" and his bitch opens her mouth and he blasts greasy salt cod laden diarrhea into her mouth and onto her chin and chest. He then slaps her and leaves.
 
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rory420420

rory420420

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the obama..
you dont please anyone,nothing happens,and you shit the bed constantly..
the finshaggy..
blow a load in her ass,insert tampon in her ass,cut and paste everything on r.i.u.,then make her eat the tampon...
ugg,if you can get an erection after she mentions his name..
the donald trump..
fuck her anyway you want..THEN tell her youre broke,bald,and shes fired.
 
Pinworm

Pinworm

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rory420420 said:
the obama..
you dont please anyone,nothing happens,and you shit the bed constantly..
the finshaggy..
blow a load in her ass,insert tampon in her ass,cut and paste everything on r.i.u.,then make her eat the tampon...
ugg,if you can get an erection after she mentions his name..
the donald trump..
fuck her anyway you want..THEN tell her youre broke,bald,and shes fired.
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lolburn
 
Hookabelly

Hookabelly

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BarnBuster said:
Rear Admiral - An absolute blast. When getting a chic from behind (while both partners standing), make sure you don't let her grab on to anything when she is bent over. Then, drive your hips into her backside so that you end up pushing her forward. The goal is to push her into a wall or table. It's almost as much fun to have her trip on her face on the floor. You become an Admiral when you can push her around the room without crashing into anything and not using your hands to grab onto her hips.

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The visual RFLMAO! @BarnBuster : Why do I get the impression you've done all these? They don't read like a cut and paste from Urban dictionary
 
chuck estevez

chuck estevez

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rory420420 said:
the obama..
you dont please anyone,nothing happens,and you shit the bed constantly..
the finshaggy..
blow a load in her ass,insert tampon in her ass,cut and paste everything on r.i.u.,then make her eat the tampon...
ugg,if you can get an erection after she mentions his name..
the donald trump..
fuck her anyway you want..THEN tell her youre broke,bald,and shes fired.
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We know Fin has Never done this as he would have to have a girl actually willing to let him touch her.
 
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anzohaze

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Pinworm said:
THE GUMMY BEAR - Easily performed on a sleeping grandmother. While the old bag is in a pharmaceutical haze with her teeth in a glass, straddle her wrinkled mug and jam your naughty boy down her throat (through her gums) blowing your jack down her withered esophagus. If she wakes up, just tell her she forgot to take her pills and you were helping her. A fun variation on this is to turn around just as she wakes up, put her dentures in your ass and start screaming at her like a wild talking asshole (which, of course, you are).
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Sounds like a bigsby comment.for his retirement home
 
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