no increased yield using seimen, help

[tekdc911]

Omg, this was a joke? I've been jerking off into my containers since last july! I heard if you eat your seeds, then collect them from your scat you get 100% females, is that true?

you have to aim for the buds thats the money shot

 

[Squidbilly]

you have to aim for the buds thats the money shot

Gottcha, I'll change my technique.

 

[tekdc911]

Gottcha, I'll change my technique.

never know man you might be on to something different stokes for different folks ya know

 

[tekdc911]

lol 15k views almost 1k posts this is officially hitting the epic newbie thread status

 

[Nutes and Nugs]

Dude, Morel Oral is sheer genius- I didn't know anyone else actually watched that show!

A lot of people really don't understand the cartoon.
Orel fucks up everything and his family is from hell.

Ironically my first avatar on riu was Early.

 

[Squidbilly]

A lot of people really don't understand the cartoon.
Orel fucks up everything and his family is from hell.

Ironically my first avatar on riu was Early.

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The very last episode of Moral is the best. Super super dark and twisted, like most of the show.

 

[Nutes and Nugs]

The very last episode of Moral is the best. Super super dark and twisted, like most of the show.

and that was pretty much the end of it.
I think the series burned Dino out.
Nothing more to add after that.

 

[roseypeach]

Sup everybody..wow, a newb thread with 1k??? amazing..

 

[dannyboy602]

Who resurrected this thread? WHO? Who? Who?

 

[PatchKid]

seriously lmao at this thread

 

[Conshroomer]

WTF?...

 

[roseypeach]

Who resurrected this thread? WHO? Who? Who?

It was I!!

Bwahhahahahahahahahaaaaa

 

[dannyboy602]

It was I!!

Bwahhahahahahahahahaaaaa

U need a spanking.

 

[oldman60]

RIU needs to pull this or find a new thread like "Stupidest Pranks"
but I don't think this would be beat.

 

[roseypeach]

U need a spanking.

Oh no, I've been a good girl!!! LOL

 

[Pass it Around]

 

[roseypeach]

LMFAO!!!!

 

[ayr0n]

hi all, first post, its my first time growing and my friend encouraged me to grow or the 1st time using a bag seed and 2 20w cfls im in the 7th week of flowering after 2 weeks my freind insisted that i masturbate on the buds to increase yeid. Ive been doing it daily and no results the buds are still tiny with white hairs no real bud growth what am i doing wrong????

Because the stomatas are primarily on the underside of the leaves, the key is to splooge the bottom of the leaves. Since you don't want to tip your plant upside down the most effective method is to sit down with your legs straddling the pot, do your business and aim upwards. If you do a nice sweeping motion and time it out right you can cover quite a few leaves each session. You can do a whole plant in a day but by then you'll be shooting blanks and have to wait at least several hours or even up to an entire day to build up some more ammo. Good luck. Oh and don't forget to mix in a surfactant too. Downing an entire bottle of bleach should suffice.

 

[IRON-EYES]

The problem is that you are using the sperm AND the semen. You need to splooge into a coffee filter FIRST to strain out the sperm and then swish the strained semen in your mouth and spit it on your plants. The mouth swishing helps to balance out the acidity.

Let us know how it works out for you. Hope this helps.

Damnit you guys

 

[Sativied]

RIU needs to pull this or find a new thread like "Stupidest Pranks"
but I don't think this would be beat.

You sound skeptical, although you did say "beat"...

Have any of the haters ever even tried this technique? So many growers do it. It just depends on when you do it and it doesn't work for all strains.

Show me any scientific research that proves it does not work.