What do you do when you know your gonna get laid that night?

[ChingOwn]

What do you ya'll do to prepare.

 

[ChingOwn]

bump gif

 

[Diabolical666]

 

[dux]

Make sure the"roofies" are REAL?

 

[bu$hleaguer]

Splurge and get a second Big Mac.

 

[Da Mann]

I am always ready.

 

[giggles26]

Tickle my butt hole.....

 

[Da Mann]

Tickle my butt hole.....

Makes you Giggle?

 

[mr sunshine]

I would double check the rape kit. .. it sucks when your about to get some then you realize you forgot the duct tape! !

 

[Sativied]

Weird thread... kind of like asking what you do to prepare to go to bed, eat, take a shit and other regularly occurring events. If it's a such a big special event for you that it requires preparation I suggest going for option b and keep option c as plan b.

 

[Dyna Ryda]

There's a lot of variables to this. Is it a regular or someone new? Don't wanna scare the new ones away when you break out the ball gag and whips.

Either way I make sure I'm clean and trimmed down there. Maybe crank one out if its been a few days. Pop a vicodin, burn a bowl, and chug a few beers to get your mind right, and keep from cuming to fast. I also like to have music playing, usually reggae. It's got good rhythm to it.

 

[tytheguy111]

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

 

[kmog33]

Shower if i like her ;p

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[CaretakerDad]

I make sure the parts are clean shaven and that I put in the "special" Prince Albert horseshoe with the oversized 7/16 balls. Its either that or explain the extra 4 gage hole in the head of my dick.

 

[giggles26]

Makes you Giggle?

My name ain't giggles for nothing....

 

[Indagrow]

Try to find a hotter lay

 

[Commander Strax]

I do read up bit

 

[srh88]

I would double check the rape kit. .. it sucks when your about to get some then you realize you forgot the duct tape! !

i tried electrical tape instead before.. just not the same

 

[Geronimo420]

 

[bu$hleaguer]

I do read up bit

I like how this fucking creep is sitting at his work bench with his full beard and collared shirt and Mr. Rogers sweater just workin' along... "Time to make the ol' Titan asshole stretcher... Get these nails and shards of glass in here, now...Gotta gape the fuck outta Mrs. Rogers tonight, she likes to feel that pain" "Whistle while you work, kids, run along now."

Edit: added the part about shards of glass, nails.

Edit: what the fuck is that last picture on the bottom right? A mask? A balloon filled with crack smoke? A removed and inflated uterus?