Marijuana grow myths

[skunkd0c]

i'm pretty sure that post was dripping with sarcasm ganja..

"innuendo" rather than sarcasm

in you're end O

 

[qwizoking]

hanging plants upside down after harvest allows the thc to flow from the stems into the buds
this also works with humans if you stand on your head oxygen and blood from your legs will flow into your brain resulting in faster/clearer thinking

hmmmm
Well your hair will atleast grow faster

 

[skunkd0c]

hanging plants upside down after harvest allows the thc to flow from the stems into the buds
this also works with humans if you stand on your head oxygen and blood from your legs will flow into your brain resulting in faster/clearer thinking

hmmmm
Well your hair will atleast grow faster

good point mate, must be why my beard is so long these days

 

[waterdawg]

Hey!!! The nail works!!! Put it through the plant and leave it in the sun for three months and your plant will be a golden color. "Trust me"!!!

 

[shadyslater]

seeded weed is less potent than sensi
sticking a nail through the stem improves your plants
flushing some how magically makes your ash burn cleaner, and your bud taste better
finshaggy can grow cannabis..

Lol where did he go?

 

[pghdave420]

blow a load on your soil it will make the plant super strong

 

[Desr]

lol birth control pills in a cup of water during germination to feminize.

 

[shadyslater]

lol birth control pills in a cup of water during germination to feminize.

Lol 1st fuckin thing i did lol

 

[ganjamanotie]

lol birth control pills in a cup of water during germination to feminize.

Ahh this one's a classic. I've also heard you can turn a male into a hermie this way

 

[shadyslater]

Ooh lol

 

[dodgydan]

HAHA.. I play this to mine on occasion

they seem to enjoy it

nirvana is proven to increase yield

 

[GelenaAK420]

Put 5 to 8 copper pennies in a mixture of baking soda and vinegar for at least 15 minuets. Dab the pennies dry and strategically place them in line of where your newly transplanted seedling will have to grow around them (not too deep). Do not rinse the pennies off in water, only dab them dry or it will not work.
Something about the nutes activating the copper and the roots feeding off of its residue that makes them grow strong and the buds are just down right beautiful. I promise that you will be able to taste the overwhelming delicious smoke.
I have no idea why, but my buddies have made a believer out of me. This is an old school remedy that the moonshiner makers would use the old copper wires that they used for something to do with building their contraptions. They would soak them in the solution and plant everything into the ground. Some pretty neat shit back then...... And NO I Have Not Been Smoking.....

 

[SpaaaceCowboy]

Sticking herb in your ass, and walking around for a few hours increases THC levels.

This is false. Do not try kids.

 

[GelenaAK420]

hanging plants upside down after harvest allows the thc to flow from the stems into the buds
this also works with humans if you stand on your head oxygen and blood from your legs will flow into your brain resulting in faster/clearer thinking

hmmmm
Well your hair will atleast grow faster

Hey ! Wait a minuet ! our male ball sacks hang.....?.... See where I am going with this...
Wounder if it would make a difference if us men wore speedos or loose boxer shorts ???

 

[GreatwhiteNorth]

Hey ! Wait a minuet ! our male ball sacks hang.....?.... See where I am going with this...
Wounder if it would make a difference if us men wore speedos or loose boxer shorts ???

Or wear nothing.

It's call Free Balling.

 

[GelenaAK420]

Or wear nothing.

It's call Free Balling.

Your nasty.... Please Sir, lets try to keep it clean here. I have my children reading over my shoulders from time to time.
I am ashamed by your character, specially being a Staff Member..Shame on you.

 

[shadyslater]

Cfl bud is not as good as hps bud

 

[GreatwhiteNorth]

Your nasty.... Please Sir, lets try to keep it clean here. I have my children reading over my shoulders from time to time.
I am ashamed by your character, specially being a Staff Member..Shame on you.

Hey, you started talking ball sacks - I just gave you the PC method of voicing it.

How about we settle on Going Commando ?

 

[kinddiesel]

1 bacon grease pored into the soil . makes a 1 week massive plant ready to harvest some bull sit that was floating around here for a wile . . 2 one nutrient will make a plant look 100 times better then a cheaper nutrient . with the sugar crystals . that's total bull shit. if the plant genetics are not there it will not look good no matter what . 3 to much co2 is bad for plants . keep it under 1500 ppm. I use 2200 ppm even bigger yields in my room. 4 always water 1 hour before lights out because that's when the plants drink. plants don't have a set time to drink. they drink when they need it .

 

[redbeard420]

So I'm assuming you nail your ladies before harvesting?

I nail my lady right before bedtime