Total Noob using teas and I am a believer

May11th

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Okay whose paying? Lol that looks nice. I see trees my skis would hit. I'll be the guy being so high from your products that I'd go down naked backwards into the tree section. Like running backwards into a cornfield but for the extreme.
 

hyroot

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Is that far from vancouver. I have fam about an hour north of vancouver. I don't know if I will ever enter Canada. If they check my record. I might have pay alot $$$$$$$$ just to enter.

My uncles buddy had to pay $1200 just to enter Canada for a dui he had over 15 years ago. My x's dad was locked up for 6 years and they charged him $500 to enter and he turned around and went home.
 

st0wandgrow

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That look wonderful...a wonderland.

JD
It's absolutely beautiful. I want to retire there ....

We'd get thrown out in under 20 minutes. Can you imagine the clouds we'd create? Scary shit.

May....skiing or riding the trees is a far cry from the cornfield. I broke my fibula riding trees or glades in Montana. I still rode the whole week though bcs I am a beast. :joint:
Ha! I think we'd have to rent a house due to the copious amounts of weed that would be consumed. How in the eff did you ski on a broken leg?? I broke my tibia and fibula and wasn't able to do shit that didn't involve crutches.

And lets face it...when you say stomping grounds you mean it. I bet you put a serious amount of people into the boards up that way.
Me? Never!:shock:

Is that far from vancouver. I have fam about an hour north of vancouver. I don't know if I will ever enter Canada. If they check my record. I might have pay alot $$$$$$$$ just to enter.

My uncles buddy had to pay $1200 just to enter Canada for a dui he had over 15 years ago. My x's dad was locked up for 6 years and they charged him $500 to enter and he turned around and went home.
That's a hike from Vancouver. You'd be looking at 10-12 hours in a car easy.
 

GandalfdaGreen

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  • Originally Posted by GandalfdaGreen
    We'd get thrown out in under 20 minutes. Can you imagine the clouds we'd create? Scary shit.

    May....skiing or riding the trees is a far cry from the cornfield. I broke my fibula riding trees or glades in Montana. I still rode the whole week though bcs I am a beast.




    Ha! I think we'd have to rent a house due to the copious amounts of weed that would be consumed. How in the eff did you ski on a broken leg?? I broke my tibia and fibula and wasn't able to do shit that didn't involve crutches.






True story. It swelled so bad that the MD at the ER back home said I should have had it drained out there and that it was life threatening to swell like that at such an elevation. It hurt but fuck it. I rode hard all week. I came back so bruised that I looked like I was beaten with a stick all over my body. I had to keep up with my boys. My two oldest compete every year at the USAA Nationals out in Colorado and they are on the REV tour amongst others. I have to hold on to the crown as long as I can. My middle guy was at the hospital today for a scan of his spleen from a bad wreck a few weeks ago. The scan was negative. Just a horrible bruise on his spleen. My oldest has broken his back and shattered his wrist on trips out to Colorado. He has permanent pins in him in both. We don't fuck around. :spew:

I feel the need to make teas again coming. :joint:
 

Steelheader3430

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Don't think we'll be seeing May for awhile after he clicks on that. A friend of a friend once told me about his drunk ass not getting it up. He said he had to piss. Instead he ran to the kitchen to grab a cucumber. She had no clue, and would be let down every time after that.

A friend of a friend eh? Yeah ok bud. ;)
 

Mad Hamish

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This is the best thread on RIU. Hands down. You guys are rock stars in my book. :joint: I fucking love each one of you. When and where are we all having a summit?
There is only one logical time and place. HTCC, Amsterdam. Then hit Spain for more legal weed, then a hash tour in Morocco. Can work the pyramids and alla that in afterwards. See how many countries don't kick me out.
 

mycomaster

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This is the best thread on RIU. Hands down. You guys are rock stars in my book. :joint: I fucking love each one of you. When and where are we all having a summit?
We're accepted people in Colorado! Lets go trash their state, and show em what the Mile High club is all about!
:joint:Myco
 

Javadog

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There is only one logical time and place. HTCC, Amsterdam. Then hit Spain for more legal weed, then a hash tour in Morocco. Can work the pyramids and alla that in afterwards. See how many countries don't kick me out.
If I get a break....one fucking break!

....

I am just sayin'. I am so fucking due man. I shit you not.

JD

P.S. I worry for those who say they love me, that I will pull a
"Free Range Chicken" number some day. But that is just my
strong imagination talking...I live for my team. That is my lot.
 

GandalfdaGreen

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If I get a break....one fucking break!

....

I am just sayin'. I am so fucking due man. I shit you not.

JD

P.S. I worry for those who say they love me, that I will pull a
"Free Range Chicken" number some day. But that is just my
strong imagination talking...I live for my team. That is my lot.
What's going on Java? You ok?
 

Javadog

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I was looking for the Far Side cartoon that I took the reference
from above, I found this instead:
A far-side cartoon — crudely drawn — hangs above the kitchen sink. A chicken sitting in a beach chair, some place tropical, sipping a drink, next to some babe, says something like “They made me Free Range, and man, I never looked back.”
Not to worry, as life will be back on greased wheels when
I am head-down, working, medicated, just like I am supposed
to be.....but I will not stop dreaming. Life is funny. We'll see.
(you know this better than most bro)

JD
 

mycomaster

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Light at the end of the tunnel bro! Keep looking for the light at the end of the tunnel. There are a lot of folks due in here for a little sunshine. You'll get yours bro!
[video=youtube;pBDVarvFqYI]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pBDVarvFqYI[/video]
:joint:Myco
 

mycomaster

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Thanks Myco.

My Hope Theme Song is "Three Little Birds" so a little Marley helps a lot!

JD
I love that song bro. Another hit from good ol' Bob! I've never known another entertainer that exudes love like that man. Couldn't have a better 'Hope theme Song'! 'Keep ya head up' Brother!
:joint:Myco
 
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