You gotta pro up bro! Anticipate the unexpected, and all that. I was actually thinking about splitting my tongue so it's like going down with two. I just think I might need a Club to keep women from crunching my Gods damn skull with their thighs.
Myco
HFS Myco! That's the funniest post I've ever seen! I can't believe you just busted out the fuckin club with sexual instructions BWAHAHAHAHAHA!!! Genius I tell ya.You gotta pro up bro! Anticipate the unexpected, and all that. I was actually thinking about splitting my tongue so it's like going down with two. I just think I might need a Club to keep women from crunching my Gods damn skull with their thighs.
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1. Insert knees 2. Lock open.(important) 3. Go to town!
No more annoying headaches from too much pressure on your ear drums!
I'm sorry but did you see the picture of The Club? I'm still wheezing and sweating over that duzy. Just ignore me.
Myco
Don't think we'll be seeing May for awhile after he clicks on that. A friend of a friend once told me about his drunk ass not getting it up. He said he had to piss. Instead he ran to the kitchen to grab a cucumber. She had no clue, and would be let down every time after that.If you have a second peruse this.
http://www.alibaba.com/product-detail/High-quality-vibrator-banana-dildo-funny_989185271.html
This is hilarious for a million reasons. I was thinking about what Hamish said, and bananas not burning, and got this far. Look for the one made to look like a corn cob, ROFLMAO!!!!
I never knew that May. We're all concerned for you bro. Here's a link you'll find informative. One last gardening tip bro.
when you say friend do you really mean you?
Should we move this to your 'late night on tingly indica' sex talk thread?
I fucking love each one of you. When and where are we all having a summit?
Here.This is the best thread on RIU. Hands down. You guys are rock stars in my book.
