Butthole is the New Vagina

[ClaytonBigsby]

http://www.vice.com/read/butthole-is-the-new-vagina

 

[randybishop]

Flip that.

 

[dannyboy602]

Smells like dookie

 

[benton OG]

so does some pussy

 

[BarnBuster]

that tain't true

 

[Nutes and Nugs]

I wonder if Larry Flint is behind all this behind play.
I was clicking through the vids on youporn the other day and a lot of titles included anal this and that.
Why are they so fascinated with the anus?
It's gross and you could get very sick.

I liked the comment about a one sniff boner. WTF?
This guy was trying to take a shit in a field when the donkey smelled it.

[video=youtube;naikFCHPtlY]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=naikFCHPtlY[/video]

 

[mr sunshine]

Im an ass guy so I approve!!

 

[Padawanbater2]

LMFAO!

You and me both, mr sunshine, you and me both!

 

[Padawanbater2]

Why is it so fascinating?

Good question, man.. Human sexuality would be an endless book..

Why is it sexually gratifying to give a girl a facial? Idk, but it is..

 

[mr sunshine]

I don't know why its just so tight..and if done right u can break it down nothing better than rectal prolapse!

 

[Nutes and Nugs]

LMFAO!

You and me both, mr sunshine, you and me both!

Would you eat a turd sanmich? or is this anal stuff just to get fucked?

 

[clint308]

I would spread her anal buns and stick my tongue deep inside her brown eye I'd penetrate her asshole till my tongue was stopped by the hardened corner of a would be log.

I would expect nothing differant of you mr !!!!!

 

[Nutes and Nugs]

That is repulsive.
No wonder people get sick.

Are you still the sexual moderator?

 

[Nutes and Nugs]

oh, and can I use your face as a toilet?

 

[Padawanbater2]

That is repulsive.
No wonder people get sick.

Are you still the sexual moderator?

Repulsive?!

Holy fuck, you're kidding right? That's delicious!

 

[Padawanbater2]

oh, and can I use your face as a toilet?

You can't, no, you're a guy (right?)

Mila Kunis, Katy Perry, Scarlett Johansson can do anything they want with my face. I'd pay good, hard earned money to have them sit on it!

 

[Nutes and Nugs]

Wow, that brings back ol memories! lol

I still don't understand why you would lick an ass.
Man or women or your dog or cat?

Please explain.

 

[Padawanbater2]

Why would you lick an ass? Well, why would you lick a vagina? For the pleasure, right? Licking an asshole is much more taboo than eating out a vagina, and there's an aspect of pleasure there (have you ever had your asshole licked?) that adds to the orgasm

I've gotten off on facial expressions alone before, it's the subtle things that normally don't transpire with average, vanilla sex. You get to see another aspect of the person, it's another notch in the trust factor, not anyone is going to let you lick their asshole.. having the green light is an added factor in intimacy, similar to having sex. It's just something else she'll let you do, something she wouldn't let someone else do.. that makes it kind of special. The animal in me says "take it!"..

 

[Nutes and Nugs]

Why would you lick an ass? Well, why would you lick a vagina? For the pleasure, right? Licking an asshole is much more taboo than eating out a vagina, and there's an aspect of pleasure there (have you ever had your asshole licked?) that adds to the orgasm

I've gotten off on facial expressions alone before, it's the subtle things that normally don't transpire with average, vanilla sex. You get to see another aspect of the person, it's another notch in the trust factor, not anyone is going to let you lick their asshole.. having the green light is an added factor in intimacy, similar to having sex. It's just something else she'll let you do, something she wouldn't let someone else do.. that makes it kind of special. The animal in me says "take it!"..

I don't have to lick anything other than the lips to obtain an orgasm.
I try to not let my mouth or nose come in contact with direct filth and or bacteria.
It's just one of the reasons people get sick and count on ObamaCare to bail them out.
Or, I'm pregnant, How did that happen????

 

[Padawanbater2]

I try to not let my mouth or nose come in contact with direct filth and or bacteria.

You're not truly living!

It's just one of the reasons people get sick and count on ObamaCare to bail them out.

Motherfu.. dude, it's OK if you don't want to make everything political.. Licking assholes? You managed to turn that into left/right, I didn't even think it was possible..


Try it before you dis it..